VM21/TX07/JHEN and All Things Lulz

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She needs to work a little harder, he's falling asleep. Either that or she has already finished and he passed out.:)
 
a pretty acurate review of a strip club in MI:

Don't go here. Every strip club stereotype one can envision makes its home here.

In the beautiful stretch of real estate along Michigan Ave, past some abandoned pawn shops, right across from the finest trailer parks this side of the Mississippi, sits Leggs. A definite dive, not in an endearing way. I believe cover is $10, and the finest selection of domestic beers (Corona, MGD, Bud) cost about $8 a piece.

The stage is in the middle of the room, across from the bar. I was in on a Sunday and I believe they said there were five girls working. I saw three the entire half hour I was there. It's a topless club, but the dancers wear pasties (or sometimes duct tape) to cover the Nipples n' Bits due to local law.

Past the stage on a raised platform, sits the DJ and the dance room. Apparently it costs another $15 to gain entry to the dance area, which is ridiculous considering the dance area is comprised of some worn down benches and some broken tile. Unfortunately, I can't rate the dances since I wasn't coming off of another $15 to get dances from one of the three uninterested dances in the shadiest of all shady rooms. After finishing my dollar-an-ounce Corona, I hightailed it out of the general vicinity.

during a bachelor party, we made a trip to this fine establishment. one of the guys in the group paid a little extra to go into the dance room where he received a hummer. nice! only thing is, all the women at this place are nasty. visible scars and track marks and some with big beer bellies. terrible! it is almost a sort of right of passage though that you must go there at least once in your life if you live in the area.
 
here's another review:

No matter how low your expectations are for a strip club, Leggs is sure to go below. Perhaps the stretch marked, overweight, large gut type of lady is what you are into? If so, Leggs is just the place for you. Otherwise, you had better steer clear. You can find much better looking girls pretty much anywhere, and don't have to pay for them. Frankly, I would have preferred to pay the dancers to put their clothes on so I could eat a hot dog from their gourmet buffet than lose my lunch looking at them.
  • Pros: Exits clearly marked.
  • Cons: The girls take their clothes off.
 
Nice.
I took my wife(girlfriend at the time) and one of her friends down to Warner Robbins for a seminar when they were in collage. They have a diner that bares all. I'm sure y'all have seen the signs. I figured I would drop in and drink a few beers to kill some time. Cover was free with a 2 drink min. I sat down and one of the dancers/waitresses came over and I asked for a beer adn she informed me they didn't serve alcohol. I paid $6.00 for 2 cups of coffee and got the heck out...
 
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