Velus "Krystal" Jones

[Other_Guy]

Alabama QB gets million dollar sponsorship. We get free Krystals for our WR. Sounds about right.

Could be getting McDonald's you know.

 

[TennesseeTarheel]

Eating Krystal hamburgers is like hooking back up with that crazy girlfriend you broke up with months prior. You think you want to, you develop a craving to, and finally you give in but you are quickly reminded why you swore her off to begin with!

Exactly right. But, you don't throw away her number.

 

[TennesseeTarheel]

Pruitt probably could have survived iif he'd used Krystal bags. Culture test.

 

[Rockytoptilidie]

Like Krystal, Velus is always open.

 

[TNinSC]

Next up…partnership with Imodium.

You are not lying there. Those sliders slide right through you

 

[ocean beach vol]

They’re not affectionately known as gut bombs for nothing.

And those chili fries light the fuse...Go Vols!!!

 

[esarmstrong]

Good for Velus.

 

[Volfan1000]

Here's what his Instagram will say next week..

"Relieved to announce my partnership with Charmin!"

Will he be another Mr. Whipple?????????

 

[Volfan1000]

I used to love the bacon cheeseburgers at Krystal.

 

[KINGSVOL]

Glad he got a NIL, but White Castle is better!

 

[butchna]

Glad he got a NIL, but White Castle is better!

Don’t even put mustard on them.

 

[Mccage]

Remember when they were a dime.

 

[Brave Volunteer]

Remember when they were a dime.

I'm not QUITE old enough to remember them for a dime but I do remember when they would do "Krystal for a quarter" promotions.

 

[SayUWantAreVOLution]

Remember when they were a dime.

They used to run them "$1 for a dozen" now and then. I remember feeling like a "grown man" when I could eat a dozen just like Dad.