Vegas line on why Da'Rick really left

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After a long weekend of chronic poor decision making in Vegas, place your bets on this. That would be the single event that was the final straw in David Ricky's UT career (these are all VN theories, and I am assuming all of these happened at some point)

Busted for smoking 5:2
Plagiarized 3:1
Blew up on coaches 2:1
Contact with agent 5:1
Ran out of fat chicks to hook up with 12:1

Place your bets, cages close at midnight.
 
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Exfix said:
After a long weekend of chronic poor decision making in Vegas, place your bets on this. That would be the single event that was the final straw in David Ricky's UT career (these are all VN theories, and I am assuming all of these happened at some point)

Busted for smoking 5:2
Plagiarized 3:1
Blew up on coaches 2:1
Contact with agent 5:1
Ran out of fat chicks to hook up with 12:1

Place your bets, cages close at midnight.
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I'd like to place 1 billion Samsung dollars that it is for a failed drug test since that is what has been confirmed numerous times.
 
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GetEmVols said:
I'd like to place 1 billion Samsung dollars that it is for a failed drug test since that is what has been confirmed numerous times.
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Link?

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ok seriously there is no limit on fat chicks. there are a lot of them out there and they need lovin too. Plus i'll probable get killed for this...but we all know black dudes love em. We'd have a team full of white guys that run 5.5 40's if we placed a limit on fat white chick booty calls. so were left with plagerism, pot, agent contact,or just general behavorial issues like missing curfue, mouthing off ect. I'd bet it is drug test related but what seems odd is typical this is relayed to the media. didn't they do this with janzen jackson. its just all kinda wierd. I cant ever remember a star player being suspended indefinately with no explination given to the media
 
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A picture collage of fat chicks lovin' on DR set to a backdrop of Boyz II Men would be Internet gold. Surely there are enough Facebook/Twitter/Instagram pics out there.
 
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I'd like to put my money on doing a fattie with an agent, while smoking a doobie and then he blew it on the coaches.

No way he plagiarized in any way
 
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chattavol420 said:
ok seriously there is no limit on fat chicks. there are a lot of them out there and they need lovin too. Plus i'll probable get killed for this...but we all know black dudes love em. We'd have a team full of white guys that run 5.5 40's if we placed a limit on fat white chick booty calls. so were left with plagerism, pot, agent contact,or just general behavorial issues like missing curfue, mouthing off ect. I'd bet it is drug test related but what seems odd is typical this is relayed to the media. didn't they do this with janzen jackson. its just all kinda wierd. I cant ever remember a star player being suspended indefinately with no explination given to the media
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Surprised this post slid on by.
 
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I was maybe a little too tough on our wayward, confused , first-team lost soul yesterday. I guess that I am frustrated because none of this should have happened. DaRick has thrown away a promising future , but it was his to throw away, not mine. This could have many unpredictable effects, such as us now going 7-5, not the 8-4 minimum that most people think Dudley DooRight needs to survive another season. I realize this is not knowable at this point and there is always hope. Lets all hope.
 
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Exfix said:
After a long weekend of chronic poor decision making in Vegas, place your bets on this. That would be the single event that was the final straw in David Ricky's UT career (these are all VN theories, and I am assuming all of these happened at some point)

Busted for smoking 5:2
Plagiarized 3:1
Blew up on coaches 2:1
Contact with agent 5:1
Ran out of fat chicks to hook up with 12:1

Place your bets, cages close at midnight.
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Quite an imagination you have there.
 
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