UT vs Montana trash talk

#26
#26
Yankee_Vol said:
Why even post this, you know its NOT going to happen
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We did lose to Wyoming and it took overtime for us to beat UAB last season. We also lost to Vandy, so losses can happen.
We aren't a terribly weak team but we aren't in a position to take teams for granted and brag either.
 
#27
#27
I'd love to do some trout fishing out there. My goal is to get some contacts for some good trout fishing. wouldn't mind some hunting too.
 
#30
#30
I'm new here guys & gals, so hey everyone. But to the topic at hand, i think this game is going to be close, sorta like UAB last year. An therefore id lay off the trash talk as well. JMO.
 
#31
#31
joevol320 said:
I'd love to do some trout fishing out there. My goal is to get some contacts for some good trout fishing. wouldn't mind some hunting too.
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The old rule of thumb is that the best trout streams in the world are within a 100-mile radius of Yellowstone NP. Streams like the Madison, Gallatin, Firehole--you can't go wrong with any of them. Take a look at Montana Rivers and Streams .
 
#32
#32
Top 10 Reasons Why UT Beats Montana...

10. Coon hounds have been known to tree bears...

9. Phil Fulmer has been to Montana. "Work like heck" HAD to rub off on them...

8. Tyler Bray thinks Montana is in Canada, and hates the thought of going to the CFL...

7. Derek Dooley lost a 3rd grade spelling bee when he failed to spell "Missoula" correctly. He has never forgotten that...

6. Rocky Mountain Oysters -vs- Rocky Top Moonshine. Easy choice there...

5. First row of UT fans will be wearing sheep costumes behind the Montana bench. Montana will forget all about the game, and try to score a date with a hot "SEC babe"...

4. When your best player...the one you can't stop raving about...is a TE...that's a sign, hoss...

3. After the 1st quarter, officials will require UT's wide receivers to "skip" through their routes, to make it fair for the Montana secondary...

2. Speed kills. Montana's fastest player is the guy who feeds the real mascot bear.

1. Ashley thinks Montana has a chance to win. Trolls are notoriously bad gamblers.


(Easy to improve upon. Please do.)


Go Vols.
 
#33
#33
Giorgio2089 said:
I'm new here guys & gals, so hey everyone. But to the topic at hand, i think this game is going to be close, sorta like UAB last year. An therefore id lay off the trash talk as well. JMO.
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Welcome to the board
 
#37
#37
Volosaurus rex said:
The old rule of thumb is that the best trout streams in the world are within a 100-mile radius of Yellowstone NP. Streams like the Madison, Gallatin, Firehole--you can't go wrong with any of them. Take a look at Montana Rivers and Streams .
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I've fly fished them all, but personally I'd take Rock Creek, which is about 26 miles east of Missoula. Much of it is now catch and release but its a great river to fly fish on.

I remember as a kid my father would send me down a stretch a river, and I'd catch 1-2 fish, and he'd follow me and catch 7-8. Never ceased to amaze me.

The movie "A River Runs Through It" is based on Norman MacLeans life growing up in Missoula. His father's church was just about a half mile from the UM across the river.
 
#39
#39
GreyWolf1129 said:
Top 10 Reasons Why UT Beats Montana...

10. Coon hounds have been known to tree bears...

9. Phil Fulmer has been to Montana. "Work like heck" HAD to rub off on them...

8. Tyler Bray thinks Montana is in Canada, and hates the thought of going to the CFL...

7. Derek Dooley lost a 3rd grade spelling bee when he failed to spell "Missoula" correctly. He has never forgotten that...

6. Rocky Mountain Oysters -vs- Rocky Top Moonshine. Easy choice there...

5. First row of UT fans will be wearing sheep costumes behind the Montana bench. Montana will forget all about the game, and try to score a date with a hot "SEC babe"...

4. When your best player...the one you can't stop raving about...is a TE...that's a sign, hoss...

3. After the 1st quarter, officials will require UT's wide receivers to "skip" through their routes, to make it fair for the Montana secondary...

2. Speed kills. Montana's fastest player is the guy who feeds the real mascot bear.

1. Ashley thinks Montana has a chance to win. Trolls are notoriously bad gamblers.


(Easy to improve upon. Please do.)


Go Vols.
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Wow, and I thought UT was going to win because they had the better team. Guess I was wrong though.
 
#43
#43
I wonder if Michigan had an equally entertaining thread before Appy State came to town?
 
#45
#45
I hope we beat Montana so bad they can't play the next week for fear of another whopping! It would be a great way to kick off this season
 
#46
#46
GreyWolf1129 said:
Top 10 Reasons Why UT Beats Montana...

10. Coon hounds have been known to tree bears...

9. Phil Fulmer has been to Montana. "Work like heck" HAD to rub off on them...

8. Tyler Bray thinks Montana is in Canada, and hates the thought of going to the CFL...

7. Derek Dooley lost a 3rd grade spelling bee when he failed to spell "Missoula" correctly. He has never forgotten that...

6. Rocky Mountain Oysters -vs- Rocky Top Moonshine. Easy choice there...

5. First row of UT fans will be wearing sheep costumes behind the Montana bench. Montana will forget all about the game, and try to score a date with a hot "SEC babe"...

4. When your best player...the one you can't stop raving about...is a TE...that's a sign, hoss...

3. After the 1st quarter, officials will require UT's wide receivers to "skip" through their routes, to make it fair for the Montana secondary...

2. Speed kills. Montana's fastest player is the guy who feeds the real mascot bear.

1. Ashley thinks Montana has a chance to win. Trolls are notoriously bad gamblers.


(Easy to improve upon. Please do.)


Go Vols.
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I don't mean to be nitpickin' too awful much, pard. But number one on your list probably doesn't convey what you intended it to.

A) That a fella believes a party has a chance to prevail in a contest does not necessarily imply that the same fella believes that the chance is high enough to wager for that outcome. In fact, if the chance believed to be had is low enough, the fella who believes in the chance might actually wager in the other direction. More on this later.

B) Next, you have asserted that I am a troll. This is a statement that I disagree with, but we shall take it as true for the limited purpose of this exercise. We will similarly assume to be true that trolls are notoriously bad gamblers.

C) Here's the rub, pard: I believe the Montana Grizzlies have a shot a winnin' the contest, but not a good one. If the situation is as described in part (A), and I believe the chance to be small (as I do), my money would be on the Volunteers to prevail. However, because you have me pegged as a troll, and thus, a notoriously bad gambler, you have suggested that I will likely lose my wager when the Montana Grizzlies indeed prevail.

I don't think this is what you were goin' for in number one, pard, and I am more than happy to help you change it accordingly.
 
#48
#48
Ashley Schaeffer said:
I don't mean to be nitpickin' too awful much, pard. But number one on your list probably doesn't convey what you intended it to.

A) That a fella believes a party has a chance to prevail in a contest does not necessarily imply that the same fella believes that the chance is high enough to wager for that outcome. In fact, if the chance believed to be had is low enough, the fella who believes in the chance might actually wager in the other direction. More on this later.

B) Next, you have asserted that I am a troll. This is a statement that I disagree with, but we shall take it as true for the limited purpose of this exercise. We will similarly assume to be true that trolls are notoriously bad gamblers.

C) Here's the rub, pard: I believe the Montana Grizzlies have a shot a winnin' the contest, but not a good one. If the situation is as described in part (A), and I believe the chance to be small (as I do), my money would be on the Volunteers to prevail. However, because you have me pegged as a troll, and thus, a notoriously bad gambler, you have suggested that I will likely lose my wager when the Montana Grizzlies indeed prevail.

I don't think this is what you were goin' for in number one, pard, and I am more than happy to help you change it accordingly.
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Don't you want to wait for the opening spread?
 
#50
#50
JJ_Hickman_07 said:
I hope we beat Montana so bad they can't play the next week for fear of another whopping! It would be a great way to kick off this season
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Montana's next 2 games after TN are tougher games, not so much tougher teams, but they are must win games. Because the Grizzlies scheduled a Division II school, Western Oregon, even a win would not count towards playoff elgibility, and they need 7 wins to get there. The next two games against Cal-Poly, always a tough game and then defending National Champion, Eastern Washington, and also a rival Big Sky school.

Luckily both those games are at home, and in my opinion we need to win both. A split would hurt us, two losses would make it very tough to make the playoffs at that point. Obviously a win against UT would be huge, but we would still need to win at least one of those games. We need to start 2-1, even week 4 is against up and coming Sac State, which in my opinion could be the 2nd hardest game of the year after the UT game, because its in Sacremento.
 
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