UT Towel Boy to Texas?

#51
#51
Relax Vol fans. This is a good thing. If no other programs are coming after our towel boy do we really want him? Think about it...this is another sign that we are headed in the right direction.
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#53
#53
volinexile17 said:
Dooley is after towel boys with high character - he doesn't care how many dryer sheets they have after their name.

According to Hubbs, the towel boy Dooley is targeting has highly developed shower technique and philosophy, and can probably get in the ear of other towel boys at the same level.

However, Basilio says this towel boy isn't a take - we have another mysterious towel boy coming in a for a secret visit that only X knows of.

Meanwhile, Hyams is reporting that his source in the athletic department assures him Johnny Majors will be retained.
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Great post.

:lolabove:
 
#55
#55
I have an insider who says Gruden is now in the lead for the job. Says he has land in Austin but I just can't see him leaving Tampa for some reason. Tifwiw
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#59
#59
andymuffins said:
He wasn't any good anyhow.
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You can't be serious. Our towel boy cleans a shirt start to finish in 4.34, can explosively flap the towel reducing wrinkles, and on TOS there's a rumor that if he goes, we'll lose a silent commit.

He should be a top priority.
 
#60
#60
If he really was committed to the Vols he wouldn't even entertain other offers. I say good riddance*.


*rid ants
 
#61
#61
well simms aient even good enough to be waterboy..only thing he got going for him is his lastname...his brother did alright in texas and then fell apart in the nfl...all i can say is thank god for Bray should of been starting since opening day
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#62
#62
Bray#1Vol said:
well simms aient even good enough to be waterboy..only thing he got going for him is his lastname...his brother did alright in texas and then fell apart in the nfl...all i can say is thank god for Bray should of been starting since opening day
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Thanks for the input, Tyler. And I'm not sure what this has to do with the original post.
 
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#67
#67
was saying if we do lose the towl boy we could just move simms to towel boy...but lets face the facts he probly couldnt do that right
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#68
#68
7thgroupvolfan said:
Do we have a back up towel boy? Or will we have to waste a scolly to get one?
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Exclusive photo of our backup. It makes me a bit uneasy

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#72
#72
Bray#1Vol said:
well simms aient even good enough to be waterboy..only thing he got going for him is his lastname...his brother did alright in texas and then fell apart in the nfl...all i can say is thank god for Bray should of been starting since opening day
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Bray#1Vol said:
was saying if we do lose the towl boy we could just move simms to towel boy...but lets face the facts he probly couldnt do that right
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Any chance your name is Bo and you have a gap that belongs to you? Just wondering.
 
#75
#75
Rumors still swirling.

If Wilcox goes, then he goes. Sources are saying that he has been pressing Wilcox's suits on weekends
 
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