UT Towel Boy to Texas?

[CountVolcula]

I know hes the best towel boy and I dont know how we will do with out him.

If, Texas offers the cash, I think he's history.

I heard they got the best front load washer and dryers that money can buy, plus they use Gain and not Tide like we do. Everyone knows Gain smells twice as good as Tide.

Im freakin out here

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

hmmmm this is bizarre. Is this to silence all the folks scared that we are gonna lose coaches to the Longhorns? if so I agree don't panic.

 

[volfan537240]

i hope we dont use tide. thats bammer's soap right?

 

[MY3*VOLS]

We didn't need him anyway. Don't let the door hit ya.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

i hope we dont use tide. thats bammer's soap right?

ukeb:

 

[jacobyvoln27]

Volfan youi just made me realize I use tide I will throw the remaining crap out & go buy ERA because i BLEED ORANGE & AM LOCO

 

[WeldVol]

oh no, our jock strap secrets will be exposed!!

 

[Kurtastrophe]

I know hes the best towel boy and I dont know how we will do with out him.

If, Texas offers the cash, I think he's history.

I heard they got the best front load washer and dryers that money can buy, plus they use Gain and not Tide like we do. Everyone knows Gain smells twice as good as Tide.

Im freakin out here

He's already headed to Michigan to play Wide Receiver.

 

[CountVolcula]

The perfect fold his hard to teach.

 

[theutvolunteers]

Seems a likely scenario. They would like an infusion of the real UT to help them cope with the downfall.

 

[txvolsfangatorh8r]

The perfect fold his hard to teach.

said the fat man

 

[bubbacurry1]

He's already headed to Michigan to play Wide Receiver.

HA HA, I saw what you did there.:good!:

 

[LongBro]

I know hes the best towel boy and I dont know how we will do with out him.

If, Texas offers the cash, I think he's history.

I heard they got the best front load washer and dryers that money can buy, plus they use Gain and not Tide like we do. Everyone knows Gain smells twice as good as Tide.


I know someone with ties to the team. He always has reliable information. He told me we just gave the towel boy a big pay raise to keep him. TIFWIW.

Im freakin out here

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[Mullins2010]

Whos the towel boy...lol

 

[bubbacurry1]

Whos the towel boy...lol

dude, you cant be serious. You call yourself a VOLS fan and you dont even know who the towel boy is?(If you find out, PM me and let me know)

 

[Mullins2010]

Only towel boy i remember is trooper

 

[Mullins2010]

O my bad guys...im slow..now i understand this thread haha

 

[arTfuldodger]

I heard guys may transfer to Tx with him. They came to UT for HIS TOWELS, clearly.
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[DeepSpringsVol]

what does this all mean. i am going to be embarrassed as I have no clue what this thread means. Can someone fill me in please?

 

[allvol4ever]

Some of these post JUSTsuck and this is THE1 !!!

 

[colvol]

I just got word that the number 1 Towel Boy in the nation just commited guys. Also he's a Dual-Threat. Apparently he can play Water boy also. All is well again.
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[Ohiovol09]

I think I would boo him louder than Douglas and Kiffin combined

 

[kidbourbon]

He might run into a laundry list of problems.

 

[arTfuldodger]

Cody says #1 TBoy is a Gator Lock. Timmy told him. Something about a summer in the Philipines.
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[colvol]

Cody says #1 TBoy is a Gator Lock. Timmy told him. Something about a summer in the Philipines.
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Pish Posh! I got my info from Cody's Brother!
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