volfanbill
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I've not seen this one before until my neighbor got it in an e-mail. if it's been on here before, my apologies, but i'm a big fan of it.
One foggy night a UT fan was heading south and a Bama fan was driving north. While crossing a narrow bridge they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Vols fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive."
Likewise, the Tide fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too, feeling fortunate to have survived. The Tide fan walks over to the Vols fan and says, "hey man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Vols fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absoulutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."
The Vols fan then pops open the trunk of his car and removes a full undamaged bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Bama fan, "I think this is another sign that we should toast to our new found friendship."
The Bama fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Bama fan hands the bottle back to the Vols fan and says, "Your turn."
The Vols fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle and throws the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
One foggy night a UT fan was heading south and a Bama fan was driving north. While crossing a narrow bridge they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Vols fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive."
Likewise, the Tide fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too, feeling fortunate to have survived. The Tide fan walks over to the Vols fan and says, "hey man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Vols fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absoulutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."
The Vols fan then pops open the trunk of his car and removes a full undamaged bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Bama fan, "I think this is another sign that we should toast to our new found friendship."
The Bama fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Bama fan hands the bottle back to the Vols fan and says, "Your turn."
The Vols fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle and throws the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
