Unofficial mother lovin thread

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Be sure to love your mothers tomorrow. They loved you out their loins and deserve reciprocity.
 
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#2
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If any single mothers between the ages of 23 and 35 need loving, I'm available.
 
#3
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Sly will be making house calls on mothers who did not get proper reciprocity. None of you wants 9 siblings to take your inheritance.
 
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I would but I can't. I did when I could. Happy Mother's Day to all the little mothers.
 
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#14
On a srs note. My mom is awesome. She kept my family from falling apart after my dad passed away and she, my brother, and I are closer than we've ever been.
 
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I'll be loving Mrs. DD on the new 800 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets my kids were kind enough to pick her up. It was wise of them to go ahead and launder them and then make up the bed tonight as suprise.

I have no idea where they got such an idea.
 
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I'll be loving Mrs. DD on the new 800 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets my kids were kind enough to pick her up. It was wise of them to go ahead and launder and them put on the bed tonight as suprise.

I have no idea where they got such an idea.

Shred them ****ers
 
#25
#25
You may have the most luxurious futon of anyone I know.

Solid platform for mother lovin practice.

Lol ol dude was glad to know I enjoyed the new mattress. Said he had napped on it in couch position but not laid out flat. Was random
 
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