Unless there's a homerun hire, commence Operation Big Orange Clothing Drive

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Owl-flavored

Owl-flavored

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If Currie hires a fifth choicer from a MAC conference or a directional school, I will send all my UT stuff back to them. T-shirts, beer coozies, caps, Smokey golf club covers...they're getting everything.

All the high hopes, empty promises and overinflated expectations are as much music to my ears as hearing "Third Down For WTF" on an infinite loop at ear-bleeding volume. Who's with me?

Here's the address:

Tennessee Athletics
P.O. Box 15016
Knoxville, TN 37901-5016
 
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Owl-flavored said:
If Currie hires a fifth choicer from a MAC conference or a directional school, I will send all my UT stuff back to them. T-shirts, beer coozies, caps, Smokey golf club covers...they're getting everything.

All the high hopes, empty promises and overinflated expectations are as much music to my ears as hearing "Third Down For WTF" on an infinite loop at ear-bleeding volume. Who's with me?

Here's the address:

Tennessee Athletics
P.O. Box 15016
Knoxville, TN 37901-5016
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I think I only have one sweatshirt and a coffee mug left...but sure lol
 
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Owl-flavored said:
If Currie hires a fifth choicer from a MAC conference or a directional school, I will send all my UT stuff back to them. T-shirts, beer coozies, caps, Smokey golf club covers...they're getting everything.

All the high hopes, empty promises and overinflated expectations are as much music to my ears as hearing "Third Down For WTF" on an infinite loop at ear-bleeding volume. Who's with me?

Here's the address:

Tennessee Athletics
P.O. Box 15016
Knoxville, TN 37901-5016
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All I have left is a power T on my truck. But imma peel it off and send it in.
 
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I would actually be on board with this idea if we hired Schiano due to the whole Sandusky thing.
 
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Owl-flavored said:
If Currie hires a fifth choicer from a MAC conference or a directional school, I will send all my UT stuff back to them. T-shirts, beer coozies, caps, Smokey golf club covers...they're getting everything.

All the high hopes, empty promises and overinflated expectations are as much music to my ears as hearing "Third Down For WTF" on an infinite loop at ear-bleeding volume. Who's with me?

Here's the address:

Tennessee Athletics
P.O. Box 15016
Knoxville, TN 37901-5016
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Soon ........ you might very well be buying more UT stuff for Christmas. Santa is coming this weekend and delivering us a coach. He will not be from the MAC.
 
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Owl-flavored said:
If Currie hires a fifth choicer from a MAC conference or a directional school, I will send all my UT stuff back to them. T-shirts, beer coozies, caps, Smokey golf club covers...they're getting everything.

All the high hopes, empty promises and overinflated expectations are as much music to my ears as hearing "Third Down For WTF" on an infinite loop at ear-bleeding volume. Who's with me?

Here's the address:

Tennessee Athletics
P.O. Box 15016
Knoxville, TN 37901-5016
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So, no donations or Alumni contributions--only item purchases, huh?

Maybe I should re-think...

C'mon, we just got schooled by Vandy. You think they have a home run hire? All it takes is someone competent.

However, I'm hoping for a home run...dreaming of Gruden.
 
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Owl-flavored said:
If Currie hires a fifth choicer from a MAC conference or a directional school, I will send all my UT stuff back to them. T-shirts, beer coozies, caps, Smokey golf club covers...they're getting everything.

All the high hopes, empty promises and overinflated expectations are as much music to my ears as hearing "Third Down For WTF" on an infinite loop at ear-bleeding volume. Who's with me?

Here's the address:

Tennessee Athletics
P.O. Box 15016
Knoxville, TN 37901-5016
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Sure, send in things you've already bought...that'll teach 'em.
 
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DonDiego said:
So, no donations or Alumni contributions--only item purchases, huh?

Maybe I should re-think...

C'mon, we just got schooled by Vandy. You think they have a home run hire? All it takes is someone competent.

However, I'm hoping for a home run...dreaming of Gruden.
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If we just get one of the better High School coaches from the area and pluck a trainer from Average Joe's Gym, we will be 100% better next year.
 
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Owl-flavored said:
If Currie hires a fifth choicer from a MAC conference or a directional school, I will send all my UT stuff back to them. T-shirts, beer coozies, caps, Smokey golf club covers...they're getting everything.

All the high hopes, empty promises and overinflated expectations are as much music to my ears as hearing "Third Down For WTF" on an infinite loop at ear-bleeding volume. Who's with me?

Here's the address:

Tennessee Athletics
P.O. Box 15016
Knoxville, TN 37901-5016
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UCLA signed Kelly for $23 million - 5 years. Tennessee will have to shell out like that, to "talk" a "Gruden" or similar hire, into coming here...and the Tennessee Administration has shown NO interest in competing with the likes of Alabama. Based upon Currie's "performance" this year, these two "issues" don't lend any credence to being overly excited about their ultimate hire.

I pray - and pray hard - that I have to eat crow - and will happily do so if my worries prove unfounded.
 
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Owl-flavored said:
If Currie hires a fifth choicer from a MAC conference or a directional school, I will send all my UT stuff back to them. T-shirts, beer coozies, caps, Smokey golf club covers...they're getting everything.

All the high hopes, empty promises and overinflated expectations are as much music to my ears as hearing "Third Down For WTF" on an infinite loop at ear-bleeding volume. Who's with me?

Here's the address:

Tennessee Athletics
P.O. Box 15016
Knoxville, TN 37901-5016
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Ill call your bluff!
 
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Noooo... you got it all wrong. We need to send all unwanted Vol shirts, cups, banners to Mongolia. We can dress them out in orange and see that in National Geographic in a few years.
 
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Owl-flavored said:
If Currie hires a fifth choicer from a MAC conference or a directional school, I will send all my UT stuff back to them. T-shirts, beer coozies, caps, Smokey golf club covers...they're getting everything.

All the high hopes, empty promises and overinflated expectations are as much music to my ears as hearing "Third Down For WTF" on an infinite loop at ear-bleeding volume. Who's with me?

Here's the address:

Tennessee Athletics
P.O. Box 15016
Knoxville, TN 37901-5016
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You might as well get ready. We are not getting a home run hire. It be more like a bunt single. :mf_surrender::stop::no:
 
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Already burned all of mine...

50% Sick of the Sh!t
50% Just in case it's cursed.

I'll buy more if we actually get a good coach.
 
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I stopped sending my money last year.. I happen to enjoy the pants.. and my wife looks too good in hers
 
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I'm fine with all of you doing this on one condition: If the new coach starts winning, you're not allowed to come back. Ever.
 
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Any anthropology majors at UT? Go to the second hand donation stores and track the amount of UT gear donated and juxtapose the donations to our w/l record, plus the fans general approval rating for the program/head coach. Would be an interesting piece of work if you had enough years worth of data. I reckon there'd be a correlation between UT clothes donated and losses. lol
 
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if you have a good sized belly


mail em to me :)

I do want a VolNation.com Tee shirt :) with a pocket
 
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