I'm still slapping myself on the back for the USCe motto of "My name is Stephen Garcia, and I'm an alcoholic"
Bama's should be "Birmingham News Poll rules"
UF - "Pass the the hair gel and give me a spot"
UGA - "Waiting for the next Next Herschel"
UK - "We prefer to beat you in basketball... no, really"
Vandy - "Just as good as any Ivy League school... no, really"
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