Unethical recruiting thread

[DD4ME]

Since we'll have trouble with traditional recruiting thanks to our losses and coaching turnover and since the recruiting forum is dedicated to traditional methods I felt the zone could provide non-traditional alternatives - zone style

 

[DD4ME]

I have a free sub coupon I can lend to our nefarious activities.

 

[DD4ME]

Tex is offering up free colonoscopies to recruits friends and families. He has the TX market on lock down.

 

[DD4ME]

3* has offered to distribute his left over booze for underage debaucheries.

 

[DD4ME]

Tina is willing to pick up where the orange pride left off.....

 

[DD4ME]

OE has agreed to provide license numbers and addresses for the VA recruits

 

[Georgia Peach]

I got Georgia recruits.

I got this!

 

[DD4ME]

I got Georgia recruits.

I got this!

Peach is offering the finest selection of her "Fruits"

 

[Georgia Peach]

Lol.

 

[DD4ME]

Possary still has a line on discount Toyota parts

 

[DD4ME]

Sly will host partying events out west that will include all things not approved by CC

 

[DD4ME]

Bubba has offered to give recruits rides in his drag car and also to ferry recruits at illegal speeds to campus

 

[DD4ME]

Sarge is using gypsy intel to gather dirt on our opponents and also to decipher highest bribe amounts

 

[DD4ME]

Otter has offered up the finest Sushi TN can offer

 

[rockyvols]

Sarge is using gypsy intel to gather dirt on our opponents and also to decipher highest bribe amounts

Needs to do better!

 

[MY3*VOLS]

3* has offered to distribute his left over booze for underage debaucheries.

burp!!!!!!

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Scare tactics
Bomb threat forces evacuation of LSU campus, university says - U.S. News
:whistling:

 

[Volz4lif3]

I have a free sub coupon I can lend to our nefarious activities.

It's gotta be Jimmy Johns..

 

[joeydupree]

I've infiltrated other successful programs with strategically placed groups of my thug homies from prison.

 

[mcompton]

I can provide mexicans to do lawn work of the parents of the recruits

 

[DD4ME]

I've infiltrated other successful programs with strategically placed groups of my thug homies from prison.

You can impregnate opposing coaches wives to distract them too

 

[DD4ME]

I can provide mexicans to do lawn work of the parents of the recruits

good idea, which reminds me I will personally handle "landscaping" the orange pride

 

[DD4ME]

Scare tactics
Bomb threat forces evacuation of LSU campus, university says - U.S. News
:whistling:

whose spreading all the herp?

 

[DD4ME]

surely the horsemen can do something

 

[DD4ME]

Pooch will group up his psycho ex's and unleash them on opposing team's players