vol_in_ar
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An eight year old boy was riding his bicycle in Birmingham, Alabama when he saw
his friend being attacked by a large pit bulldog. The boy jumped off his
bike,
ran and jumped on the dog's back. After prying the vicious animal's
teeth from
his young friend's body, he put the dog in a choke hold and held on
until the
dog was dead.
The local newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after
calling for
an ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the young hero and said,
"Son, that
was one of the bravest things I have ever seen. You're going to make
tomorrow's
headlines. It will read: Alabama Fan is Hero-Risks His Life & Saves
Young Friend
From Vicious Pit Bull Attack'".
The youngster said "that's nice, but I'm not an Alabama fan,"
The editor said "O.K., then it will read 'Auburn fan saves young
friend's life
in pit-bull attack".
The young man said, "But I'm not an Auburn fan."
The editor, becoming somewhat irritated, asked "Then who is your
favorite team?"
The kid replied with a big smile "Tennessee."
The next morning the local newspaper headlines read:
"BELOVED FAMILY PET MURDERED BY LITTLE HILLBILLY BASTARD".
his friend being attacked by a large pit bulldog. The boy jumped off his
bike,
ran and jumped on the dog's back. After prying the vicious animal's
teeth from
his young friend's body, he put the dog in a choke hold and held on
until the
dog was dead.
The local newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after
calling for
an ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the young hero and said,
"Son, that
was one of the bravest things I have ever seen. You're going to make
tomorrow's
headlines. It will read: Alabama Fan is Hero-Risks His Life & Saves
Young Friend
From Vicious Pit Bull Attack'".
The youngster said "that's nice, but I'm not an Alabama fan,"
The editor said "O.K., then it will read 'Auburn fan saves young
friend's life
in pit-bull attack".
The young man said, "But I'm not an Auburn fan."
The editor, becoming somewhat irritated, asked "Then who is your
favorite team?"
The kid replied with a big smile "Tennessee."
The next morning the local newspaper headlines read:
"BELOVED FAMILY PET MURDERED BY LITTLE HILLBILLY BASTARD".
