"I’d like to start by beginning." Over the last few years I have seen Volnation blossom into a message board elite site, that is home to some of the most profound posters in message board history. Me being among them, naturally. It comes to no surprise that elitist such as my self, are drawn to such an environment where we can correct those who choose to be "wrong on the internet". The daunting task can be overwhelming at times, but with diligence on a few (namely myself), it can be done. I'd like to thank very few people as this accomplishment was based on me and my performance alone. It is with a great honor that I be the first Texan to reach GURU status. I hope that I can continue to provide the same useless insight and lulz that my record indicates I'm capable of providing. May I offer a heartfelt thank you to the voters, the commoners, and even the trolls (to which I was briefly affiliated with) for all their easy work. After all, recognizing greatness is not really that difficult.
Thanks and Gig em.
Regards,
Crowned King of the End Zone and your favorite new GURU.