In Bruce Feldman's defense, this 'freak' list isn't necessarily about the best players, but who puts up the best tangible, physical asset numbers - kind of like measuring guys out at the NFL combine.
That said, I do agree - Simmons is a big ol' boy to not have more of an impact than he does at game time.
Go back and watch that goal line stand a couple of seasons ago against UK that saved that game for us. You'll see TooToo on 3rd down dropping UK's Rodriguez on 3rd down and you'll see a big ol' younger version of Elijah Simmons right in that hole on 4th down preserving our win. After that I'm not very tolerant of people taking shots at the young man. No doubt he can be better, but dogging him out when he's been on pivotal successful plays for us on defense seems like cheap shots to me.