''Twas the night before...

[peyton4heisman]

''Twas the night before Wednesday
And the General's house
Sat on the Hill empty
No VFLs.

At one time she stood mighty
And teams shook with fear
When the crowd, it got rowdy
And Leonard Little came near

She rumbled when Berry
Took a pick back for six
And gave up her goal posts
When Florida missed the kick

The roar of the crowd
Was heard county-round
When Clint Stoerner stumbled
And put the ball on the ground

Home of Casey and Johhny
And Peyton and Tee
'Twas the checkerboards they wanted
Always 7, not 3

Where Reggie came crashing
Through walls made of steel
Home of General Neyland
And Johnny and Phil

Now she has some new makeup
And an expensive dress
But she's in the hands of a psycho
Who's got her in a mess

His name is John Currie
And he has to go
Back from whence he came
So we can get back to the show

''Tis the Morning of Wednesday
And the General's house
Sits on the hill, pleading
For help from her VFLs

 

[JoAllan]

Twas the night before Sunday
and all through the house everyone was excited
Petersen was coming, if not tomorrow, surely by Monday

As I lay in my bed all snuggled and warm
I envisioned TD's, rankings, and maybe playoff's too
I couldn't help but smile with Petersen and the Vol swarm

I slept so soundly twas nothing to fear
as I dreamt so fondly of what was to come
I awoke that Sunday..............dang, now I need a beer

 

[ttocswob]

Insomnia catches up to one and all, eventually.

 

[the_great_pumpkin]

Wake your a$$es up the dumpster's on fire outside and is threatening to bring the house down.