trying to grow a beard

[Billy Costigan]

I try to every winter but I just can't do it. : (

It's way too patchy. Does anyone know any secrets on how to grow a beard? Like if it's patchy are there any secrets on how to connect it so it will be a decent beard? What if I just deal with the patchiness for a while will it get so long that it will eventually connect? Are patchy beards pretty cool or horrible? TIA

 

[MY3*VOLS]

kweer baby face..imo

 

[mcompton]

wait till your 22...it'll grow then
#retard

 

[Aavoxx]

Yes, the secret is not to be a woman.

 

[bubbacurry1]

I can grow a full beard in 2 weeks.

 

[Aavoxx]

The beard I'm sporting in my license picture is epic.

 

[Billy Costigan]

omg y'all are so immature, I knew I should have asked the pub.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I see this is going well!

 

[Aavoxx]

You mistake hate for immaturity.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Where ya been billy?

 

[bubbacurry1]

also, I have got enough hair on my ass to weave an indian blanket.

 

[volfan6782]

I can grow a full beard in 2 weeks.

Same here.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

You mistake hate for immaturity.

How the hell could one hate Billy?

 

[Aavoxx]

also, I have got enough hair on my ass to weave an indian blanket.

What's the saying? You're trying to cultivate on your face what grows wild on my ass? Or something of that nature.

 

[bubbacurry1]

what gets me is that I can grow a beard as long as I want too but I have been bald since I was 20.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

 

[govols/cc]

 

[MY3*VOLS]

I try to every winter but I just can't do it. : (

It's way too patchy. Does anyone know any secrets on how to grow a beard? Like if it's patchy are there any secrets on how to connect it so it will be a decent beard? What if I just deal with the patchiness for a while will it get so long that it will eventually connect? Are patchy beards pretty cool or horrible? TIA

Keanu agrees

 

[bubbacurry1]

Tony Stewart grows the worst beard on the planet.

 

[volfan6782]

Try those steroids the East German women weightlifters used to use. Seemed to help them grow beards.

 

[Billy Costigan]

All I want is a good beard : (

 

[Aavoxx]

Try Bosley.

 

[volfan6782]

 

[Jax_Vol]

All I want is a good beard : (

What do you think of Wes Rucker's beard?

 

[bubbacurry1]

3 weeks. suck it.