Trut's Endzone Wedding Gift

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I just Kant think of anything...

 

[therealUT]

I'll take anything you guys want to give me. Thanks in advance.

 

[joeydupree]

Don't get her preggo. My gift.

 

[govols/cc]

I'll take anything you guys want to give me. Thanks in advance.

Which Dollar General is your registry at?

 

[Weezer]

Plane tickets for gs and lg to attend his wedding? Should make for an interesting bachelor party. Somebody just remember to slip 'em some roofies.

 

[Weezer]

BTW, I'm assuming arranged marriage. It's hard to believe that a woman that's met him would actually marry him. Dear Lord, what if there's a female trut?

 

[Weezer]

Dead underage hooker.

Ras probably has a few laying around. We can ask him.

 

[therealUT]

Which Dollar General is your registry at?

Registered at the Goodwill on Comm Ave in Boston.

 

[therealUT]

BTW, I'm assuming arranged marriage. It's hard to believe that a woman that's met him would actually marry him. Dear Lord, what if there's a female trut?

It's arranged. She's smoking hot.

Life's unfair, huh...

 

[volfan6782]

I'll take anything you guys want to give me. Thanks in advance.

Sounds like dead underage hooker is a go.

 

[therealUT]

Sounds like dead underage hooker is a go.

The more dead the better.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The more dead the better.

I always order extra dead.

 

[Thrasher865]

I always order extra dead.

I prefer original recipe. Less critters.

 

[govols/cc]

Maybe a heating pad or electric blanket now.

 

[therealUT]

Maybe a heating pad or electric blanket now.

Both?

 

[DD4ME]

So Trut says he is getting married next week, and we've yet to get a gift. Any ideas?

Flesh light. He's about to be cut off.

 

[therealUT]

Flesh light. He's about to be cut off.

You're assuming I was already getting some...

 

[DD4ME]

You're assuming I was already getting some...

In that case thank us in advance

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I love TRUT. Gave me a great signature.

 

[therealUT]

I love TRUT. Gave me a great signature.

Guess I'll find out Sunday...

:unsure:

 

[DD4ME]

Get him a RX for medical marijuana

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Guess I'll find out Sunday...

:unsure:

You will still be happy regardless.

 

[DD4ME]

You will still be happy regardless.

Cause you'll have a fleshlight

 

[therealUT]

You will still be happy regardless.

Cause you'll have a fleshlight

I laughed.

 

[DD4ME]

I laughed.

Remember that when she reverses her opinion on liking bj's.