Trut's Endzone Wedding Gift

[95 Vol Alum]

So Trut says he is getting married next week, and we've yet to get a gift. Any ideas?

 

[Thrasher865]

Dead underage hooker.

 

[Spartacavolus]

gift certificate for sterilization?

 

[Spartacavolus]

Dead underage hooker.

funniest damn thing I've heard in months

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Dead underage hooker.

For sexy time?

 

[SergeantVol]

Dead underage hooker.

This

 

[Spartacavolus]

His Sandusky takes pissed me off and I don't really care for Muslims, but Trut's ok. I think marriage and kids down the road will change a few of his views.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Same thing we got him for Christmas.







Nothing

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I'm concerned that no matter what we get him, he's just going to argue with us about it.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I always thought trut was gay

 

[Slydell]

Thought never crossed my mind. Smart guy, though.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Might be hitching a dude.

 

[Slydell]

Link?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Thought never crossed my mind. Smart guy, though.

Gay guys can't be smart?

 

[Slydell]

Gay guys can't be smart?

If anyone thinks he's gay, perhaps they should just go ask him. Problem solved.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

He posted pics of himself and his GF in the face with a screen name thread.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

If anyone thinks he's gay, perhaps they should just go ask him. Problem solved.

He'll prolly say he is just to troll us

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I'll probably fly to Kansas City on Wednesday to get married.

Seriously? If so congrats...

Yeah. Thanks. She is a saint for putting up with me!

From the politics forum....duh.

 

[govols/cc]

She prolly lulzing in her own forum.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I'm concerned that no matter what we get him, he's just going to argue with us about it.

Werd to that. His arguments conform to arguing against anything somebody puts forth and change just for the sake of argument. I believe he is a chameleon in real life.

 

[YankeeVol]

His Sandusky takes pissed me off and I don't really care for Muslims, but Trut's ok. I think marriage and kids down the road will change a few of his views.

He should NOT have children

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Anything dead. That's probably what he wants anyways.

 

[tri_vol]

Werd to that. His arguments conform to arguing against anything somebody puts forth and change just for the sake of argument. I believe he is a chameleon in real life.

This. He will argue just to argue. Reminds me of my wife.

 

[Slydell]

Tickets to see Aerosmith in Boston.

http://www.volnation.com/forum/pub/176964-foff-aerosmith.html

 

[vol_in_ar]

I'm concerned that no matter what we get him, he's just going to argue with us about it.

that's because he reads all those philosphy books and wants to test there theories