Found this so amusing and amazing.
In honor of the anniversary of articles of impeachment being approved in the House Judiciary in 1974.
Who knew Trumpers were a reincarnation of the Trickie Dickies? Might be hard to read on mobile, not sure.
Art Buchwald Here are WASHINGTON These are difficult times for people who are defending the Nixon administration. No matter where they go they are attacked by pseudo-liberals, McGovern lovers, heterosexual constitutionalists and paranoid John Dean believers. As a public service, I am printing instant responses for loyal Nixonites when they are attacked at a party. Please cut it out and carry it in your pocket. 1 Everyone does it. 2 What about Chappaquid-dick? 3 A President can't keep track of everything his staff does. 4 The press is blowing the whole thing up. handy 5 Whatever Nixon did was for national security. 6 The Dmocrats are sore because they lost the election. 7 Are you going to believe a rat like John Dean or the President of the United States? 8 Wait till all the facts come out. 9 What about Chappaquid-dick? 10 If you impeach Nixon, you get Agnew.
1 1 The only thing wrong with Watergate is they got caught. 12 What about Daniel Ells-berg stealing the Pentagon Papers? 13 It happens in Europe all the time. 14 People would be against Nixon no matter what he did. excuses for Nixon
15 I'd rather have a crook in the White House than a fool. 16 L.B.J. used to read FBI reports every night. 17 What's the big deal about finding out what your opposition is up to? 18 The . President was too busy running the country to know what was going on. 19 What about Chappaquid-dick? 20 People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. 21 McGovern would have lost anyway.
22 Maybe the Committee for the Re-Election of the President went a little too far, but they were just a bunch of eager kids.
23 I'm not for breaking the law, but sometimes you have to do it to save the country.
24- Nixon made a mistake. He's only human.
25- Do you realize what Watergate is doing to the dollar abroad? 26- What about Harry Truman and the deep freeze scandal? 27- FrankIin I). Roosevelt did a lot worse things. 28- I'm sick and tired of hearing about Watergate and so is everybody else. 29- This thing should be tried in the courts and not on television. 30- When Nixon gives his explanation of what happened there are going to be a lot of people in this country with egg on their faces. backers 31- My country right or wrong. 32- What about Chappaquid-dick? 33- 1 think the people who make all this fuss about Watergate should be shot. 34- If the Democrats had the money they would have done the same thing. 35- 1 never trusted Haldcman and Ehrlichman to start with
They just haven't got around to all of them yet.