True Story

[Boca Vol]

I left Kitty Hawk, NC this morning with my destination being Savannah, GA. Wanted to check into hotel, grab dinner, and watch the game.

About 2 hours ago nature called and I pulled into a rest area in SC. It's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock and as I'm running towards the bathrooms I see the goob with a Bammer hat and Bammer coat. I stopped , pointed to him and said, "Not Today!"

The sad thing is we both laughed. shams!

 

[Volfan2112]

Did he offer you a mint and spay of cologne after washing your hands?

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock, first I've heard that one.

 

[Boca Vol]

Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock, first I've heard that one.

I'm from Lenoir City...

 

[Vol_in_Japan]

Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock, first I've heard that one.

Rather poetic, isn't it?

 

[MeanOrange]

I'm from Lenoir City...

I've always heard it as a horse instead of a cow.

 

[LadyinOrange]

I learn so much from reading this forum.

 

[Slydell]

Did the Bama fan know who they are playing tonight? Many don't. True story.

 

[Dudleys87]

It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot and bammers chose to stand in the rain...

Genius.

 

[Dudleys87]

Did the Bama fan know who they are playing tonight? Many don't. True story.

Cause Saban. That’s all they know and can spell.

 

[Boca Vol]

Did the Bama fan know who they are playing tonight? Many don't. True story.

He did stammer for a moment...and I LOLd.

He was decked out head to toe.

 

[johnsonbrewer]

Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock, first I've heard that one.

Are you 3?

 

[FLVOL_79]

Cool story bro

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

Are you 3?

30

 

[VolforFootball]

I came across an older Alabama fan at a bar recently and the nicest thing he had to say was "Knoxville is a pretty nice town".

**** Alabama.

 

[FLVOL_79]

Are you 3?

Not everyone who is a UT fan is a hayseed.

 

[sgtwebb1]

Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock, first I've heard that one.

Bradley County boy here, I think I first heard that one when I was 5.
In 1967.

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

Not everyone who is a UT fan is a hayseed.

I'm from kingsport born and raised. Guess I ain't hick enough

 

[NEVolFan]

I left Kitty Hawk, NC this morning with my destination being Savannah, GA. Wanted to check into hotel, grab dinner, and watch the game.

About 2 hours ago nature called and I pulled into a rest area in SC. It's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock and as I'm running towards the bathrooms I see the goob with a Bammer hat and Bammer coat. I stopped , pointed to him and said, "Not Today!"

The sad thing is we both laughed. shams!

Oh... just recalled this.

All Bammers must stop for every sign that says.... Clean rest rooms this exit.... most never make it to the game.

 

[Gandalf]

man he slings the ball out fast - good thing too

 

[T_Vol376]

Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock, first I've heard that one.

Are you serious? That’s an oldie!

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

JG make your legacy right here

 

[midtnvol2]

Did he offer you a mint and spay of cologne after washing your hands?

No he was holding the "need help" give me money sign.

 

[TennesseeTarheel]

Worlds collide!