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Ratvol

Ratvol

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Brian lives in California. He was sick of the world, of Covid-19,Trump, Russian belligerence, China, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

Brian drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.

Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brian from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.

Brian is a registered Democrat.
 
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Ratvol said:
Brian lives in California. He was sick of the world, of Covid-19,Trump, Russian belligerence, China, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

Brian drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.

Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brian from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.

Brian is a registered Democrat.
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He's lucky the neighbor kept her ion him.
 
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Sweet, so we're starting chain email threads.

We should all change our avatar pictures to selfies of us wearing fishing sunglasses in our cars, sporting a sick goatee.
 
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Ratvol said:
Brian lives in California. He was sick of the world, of Covid-19,Trump, Russian belligerence, China, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

Brian drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.

Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brian from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.

Brian is a registered Democrat.
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5 bucks says Brian is also a cuckold.
 
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Ratvol said:
Brian lives in California. He was sick of the world, of Covid-19,Trump, Russian belligerence, China, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

Brian drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.

Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brian from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.

Brian is a registered Democrat.
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Is Brian related to Greta?
 
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I lack the capacitor to get amped up by a story like this though I'm sure it'll go charging around the internet. It's re volting.
 
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