True Red neck bammers Very funny

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The bammers love Saban so much it is funny. Check out this post about Saban Chewing Redman.


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May 30th, 2007, 08:54 AM - [add post to favorites] #19 Pachydermatous vbmenu_register("postmenu_589717", true);
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Re: Saban chews 'Red Man'...
Chewing can have many ancillary benefits, even though it is a problem in the city. Here one has to have a little help, like a handy spittoon. They stopped furnishing those in stores long ago, so I carry one in my truck, right between the seats. It serves its designed purpose, plus it is a great crime deterrent.

Criminals usually "case" a vehicle before they hit it. They look through a window, and if they see that some nitwit has left a cell phone, purse or expensive package on a seat, they break in. But when they look in the window of my truck they espy a well-used spittoon, and they move on. Several years ago I also decorated my truck seat with a dog's skull, which I had found in the country. But too many sudden stops sent it flying to the floor and it eventually broke up.
 
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Was there actually something about Saban chewing Red Man? I read the reply about the spitoon in the truck, which, might I add, in itself is solid.
 
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Was there actually something about Saban chewing Red Man? I read the reply about the spitoon in the truck, which, might I add, in itself is solid.


Yep, he was given a case of Redman chew and spoke to reporters about it. His wife talked about how he spits in the water at their lake house in Georgia. They had a whole thread it. This same tool talked about the conspiracy of the anti-chewing tobacco crowd and how chewing tobacco is safe and that mouth cancer is rare. It is quite funny, the level bammers will go to prop up the latest coach (each time).
 
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He said at a Tide Pride Luncheon that he was going to spit Red Man juice in Smokey's eyes come late October. He reminds me of Josey Wales.
 
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Bama is planning to build a statue of Saban in front of the stadium to be next to Bryant. Saban has requested that it be extra tall.
 
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Bama is planning to build a statue of Saban in front of the stadium to be next to Bryant. Saban has requested that it be extra tall.


This statue?

Note - I take no credit whatsoever for any of these. All are from tigerdroppings.com... Harrassing Alabama, now there's one thing Tennessee and LSUcks agree on!
 

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He said at a Tide Pride Luncheon that he was going to spit Red Man juice in Smokey's eyes come late October. He reminds me of Josey Wales.

He might want to ask one of your players what happens when a bammer gets too close to ol smoke! Seemed like he limped away with a bloody hole in his pants.
 
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