True Random Thoughts

[Spartacavolus]

Not conversation. Leave them here.

 

[DD4ME]

Dingleberry is a weird word.

 

[DD4ME]

How long is Jenny's pseudo penis?

 

[GBO18]

When driving and I get over to pass you, don't speed up like a douche.

 

[DD4ME]

When driving and I get over to pass you, don't speed up like a douche.

I'll drive how I want.

 

[Spartacavolus]

when aholes are aggressive and ugly and try to pass on the hwy, I always act like a doosh and speed up

 

[DD4ME]

Did Eve put the wo in woman

 

[GBO18]

I would murder somebody if I could get away with it.

 

[DD4ME]

when aholes are aggressive and ugly and try to pass on the hwy, I always act like a doosh and speed up

No conversations darnit - yo rules

 

[hmanvolfan]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

 

[VolFan32]

Hail sucks

 

[DD4ME]

I would murder somebody if I could get away with it.

GBO is so angry

 

[DD4ME]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

Why are they called yards no matter how big or small they are?

 

[Wickerhead]

Where does that water come from on the top of sour cream?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Hail sucks

*hayell

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Getting erections in class embarrassed me in high school. Now I brag about if it happens at work.

 

[Johnny_Majors]

good thread idea

 

[Weezer]

Why do women seem offended when they catch us staring? It should be seen as a compliment.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Kale

 

[VolFan32]

Do the illuminati rule the world behind the scenes?

 

[DD4ME]

Why is it called the "interest" on the loan when in reality it's the part everyone hates.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

If a woman is considered attractive but has a bad attitude - does that make the moderately less attractive one with a good attitude hawter? I would say so.

 

[Weezer]

Hot chicks with bad attitudes are like Mt. Everest. For some reason you want to summit that ***** just to prove you could.

 

[Johnny_Majors]

hot chicks with bad attitudes is the norm

 

[Slydell]

My thoughts are always organized, orderly and in a pre-sorted arrangement.