TRAGIC NEWS! Breast Implants Contributes to Suicide

[hohenfelsvol]

A is for Apple
C is for cantelope
DDD is for DDDamn!

Xactly

 

[GVF]

So, I was driving along thinking of large breasts… not wholly unusual for me…

And I found a story about them…


Breast Implants blamed





But of course, this point leaves out most of the controversy and almost any chance to blame this on Bush.


Anyone here buy themselves big breasts? Feeling depressed?

I’m sure that every Democrat running for President will in fact blame this on Bush with hillary announcing that upon her election, she will appoint Bill to ‘head up’ a study of women with large breasts stating: “I know of no other person so familiar with women’s breasts.”

But the really important issues:

Where are our priorities? What can be done or should be done to help these people? Or is it still out of sight out of mind?

I know I feel depressed when big breasts are ‘out of sight’

Thoughts?

This all sounds so Jon Stewart

 

[cd12]

The wife had watermelons after our son was born and they are back to cantelopes.

She hates them, way to big for her.

if watermelons are full of water......what are kumqauts full of?

 

[volsgal03]

have you ever ate a kumquat,(the fruit that they sell in a produce dept.) they are nasty, dont remember what they were full of just hated them.

 

[Plano Vol]

I seem to remember that they carry an electrical charge. Maybe that's battery acid you're tasting.

 

[VolBeef88]

It's a great gift ideal fella's

Buying your woman a new set of breasts is like buying her a new set of Golf clubs or a new Fly Rod. You'll get more use and enjoyment out of them than she will.