In football:
1. UAT...for obvious reasons.
2. Michigan (insufferably snooty fans, worse hype)
3. Miami (thug life 4eva!)
4. Virginia Tech (anyone who has to live in ACC country can understand...)
5. Florida...requires no explanation.
Dishonorable Mention: Ohio State, USC (only because of the hype), Texass (ditto), Notre Dame
In basketball:
1. Kenturkey...requires no explanation.
2. UNC (again, you'd understand if you lived near them...rate below UK only because they don't cheat)
3. Memphis (only because of Calipari, who I've never liked and never will)
4. Michigan (just can't stand them in anything...)
5. Florida (does anybody like Billy D.?)
Dishonorable mention: Vanderbilt (good enough to be a real rival in hoops), Notre Dame (just because they're ND), Indiana (coach is a cheater), UAT (because they're UAT).