Today I learned....

[allstar34bd]

So I had this bright idea that I'd feel good about myself and have a sense of accomplishment if I sanded, primed, and painted my walls/ceilings from some roofing damage that caused leaks and was repaired. BIG Mistake... If you are in Construction, Maintenance, and Similar fields... Today I am thankful for you I'm never doing this again lol. I appreciate my commission sales job a little more today. You guys rock

 

[kiddiedoc]

For a real humbling experience, try hanging crown molding.

 

[Tin Man]

For a real humbling experience, try hanging crown molding.

Done it enough to be utterly humbled.

 

[imw8n4u]

Today I learned what happens if your daughter decides to make mac n cheese but forgets to add water before putting in the microwave. It basically catches fires, billows smoke, sets off all the alarms in the house and leaves a lasting odor that reduces the value of your house by 50%.

 

[UTFanForLife]

Today I learned what happens if your daughter decides to make mac n cheese but forgets to add water before putting in the microwave. It basically catches fires, billows smoke, sets off all the alarms in the house and leaves a lasting odor that reduces the value of your house by 50%.

My son did this last year. Yellow smoke all of a sudden filling the whole area.

 

[TennesseeTarheel]

I'd rather hang crown molding than coach UNC.

 

[LouderVol]

Today I learned that Harriet Tubman's life overlapped both Thomas Jefferson's and Ronald Reagans

 

[HollowaytoSeivers]

Today, I learned that a middle school student will shave both his head and his eyebrows, for truly no particular reason. He claims he didn't do it to win a bet, or because he lost a bet and that was the payoff. He didn't do it because of possible head lice (somewhat reasonable, at least for the scalp). All I can figure is he was either: (1) really trying to attract attention, even if it was negative attention; or (2) he got really bored over Spring Break, which was last week.

 

[joevol33]

Today I learned what a pigfish was, had never caught one until today

 

[EasternVol]

Today I learned what a pigfish was, had never caught one until today

Today I learned that pigfish is a word.

 

[Tin Man]

Yeah, but… sheepshead… It’s a fish, too.

 

[hndog609]

Yeah, but… sheepshead… It’s a fish, too.

I've heard stories of people almost being assaulted for stating they ate dolphin until it was explained that "dolphin" is also a kind of fish, AKA mahi-mahi.

 

[tbh]

Today I learned what a pigfish was, had never caught one until today

Did it resemble this specimen?

 

[hog88]

Did it resemble this specimen?

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That’s my cousin

 

[tbh]

That’s my cousin

Swim team captain, I take it?

 

[Boca Vol]

Yeah, but… sheepshead… It’s a fish, too.

Sheepshead is fantastic!

 

[joevol33]

Did it resemble this specimen?

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Almost identical

 

[superdave1984]

I learned that someone on this college campus is in need of a smack upside the head. It is not uncommmon to go into a public toilet to find a deuce in the toilet. But to find one with no accompanying TP is pretty nasty. And, these restrooms are well stocked with TP so that was not the issue. I pray for his momma or wife.