Timid Posters

[Slydell]

And you've been around since 2004. How did you not make Guru?

Hman for beer Guru!!

 

[Freak]

I don't know sir, just doing my job.

I may know someone. I'll put in a word.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Let it all out Ron, it'll make you feel better. Don't be timid.

I was mad at first, but now I have calmed down and see things more clearly. The altar is open for anyone.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

How does one become a guru? :question:

 

[Hobock]

I don't know sir, just doing my job.

Its gonna be awkward around the office after the boss leaves.
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[heartvols]

How does one become a guru? :question:

Well for one, you need hair on your bawlz.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Hman for beer Guru!!

Suck@$$

 

[Slydell]

How does one become a guru? :question:

Paypal me $50 and I'll put in a word for you. I have an in with someone high up. I own a hot dog factory.

 

[JTrainDavis]

How does one become a guru? :question:

Not via universally supported grass roots campaign. Me and 7gvf tried that a few years ago

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Well for one, you need hair on your bawlz.

I have way too much of that as is :lol:

 

[hmanvolfan]

Its gonna be awkward around the office after the boss leaves.
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Are you gonna be a ledge sitter or a wiseass? :aggressive:

 

[Slydell]

Suck@$$

That's my job and it pays the bills.

 

[Freak]

How does one become a guru? :question:

Good question. I wish I knew.

Actually, the title was given out in the early days to those who had been around the longest and had the most posts. I think GAVol claims he was awarded GURU status after 100 posts. :lol:

I think hman would meet all the requirements if I ever decided to add more.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

The kind with lips-n-aholes i bet

@ sly

 

[DD4ME]

Suck@$$

Is this ordained in the ministry?
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[VOLtownUSA]

Paypal me $50 and I'll put in a word for you. I have an in with someone high up. I own a hot dog factory.

I ain't got $50 or Paypal so, sorry....

 

[cwil4]

Good question. I wish I knew.

Actually, the title was given out in the early days to those who had been around the longest and had the most posts. I think GAVol claims he was awarded GURU status after 100 posts. :lol:

I think cwil4 would meet all the requirements if I ever decided to add more.

I agree, that guy is a genius.

 

[DD4ME]

Are you gonna be a ledge sitter or a wiseass? :aggressive:

Is ass sitter an option?
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[VOLtownUSA]

Good question. I wish I knew.

Actually, the title was given out in the early days to those who had been around the longest and had the most posts. I think GAVol claims he was awarded GURU status after 100 posts. :lol:

I think hman would meet all the requirements if I ever decided to add more.

I gotcha, thanks for answering :hi:

 

[Slydell]

I ain't got $50 or Paypal so, sorry....

Your loss. You coulda been a contender.

 

[heartvols]

I have way too much of that as is :lol:

Oh. TMI

LOL

 

[Freak]

Maybe we should award special status tags to the top 5 zoners? We could have a poll and everything.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Oh. TMI

LOL

 

[heartvols]

How about rep?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Is ass sitter an option?
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Yeah, that's one of the sub species.