Tiger High

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rexvol

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A University of Memphis Tigers scout flew to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play basketball in a new American sponsored league and is very impressed with a young Iraqi player. He arranged for him to come over to the U.S . And play basketball on a scholarship.

A few months later the Tigers are down 10 points to the Southern Mississippi Golden Eagles with only five minutes left. Calipari gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in. The kid is a sensation, scoring five three-point goals in five minutes and winning the game for the home team Tigers!
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When the player comes off the court he phones his Mom to tell her about his first day of NCAA basketball.
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> "Hello Mom, guess what?" he says in an Iraqi accent. "I played for five minutes today, we were 10 points down, but I scored five three-pointers and
we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me."
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> "Wonderful," says his Mom, "now let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time."
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> The young Iraqi is very upset. "Mom, I'm so sorry."
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> "All you can say is you're sorry?!?!?!?!?" says his Mom. "It's your fault we moved to Memphis in the first place!"
 
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4th largest city in the Nation, also home to the NBA's Houston Rockets and their 17 game winning streak, the MLB's Houston Astro, and the NFL's Houston Texans. Hometown of Beyonce Knowles (top that) and a city known as the Energy Capital of the World. What does Memphis have to offer other that excellent ribs at Rendezvous?

St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.

Maybe the best thing in Tennessee.
 
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4th largest city in the Nation, also home to the NBA's Houston Rockets and their 17 game winning streak, the MLB's Houston Astro, and the NFL's Houston Texans. Hometown of Beyonce Knowles (top that) and a city known as the Energy Capital of the World. What does Memphis have to offer other that excellent ribs at Rendezvous?
Don't forget home to Roger Clemens as well
 
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4th largest city in the Nation, also home to the NBA's Houston Rockets and their 17 game winning streak, the MLB's Houston Astro, and the NFL's Houston Texans. Hometown of Beyonce Knowles (top that) and a city known as the Energy Capital of the World. What does Memphis have to offer other that excellent ribs at Rendezvous?

Elvis Presley, B.B. King:dunno:
St. Jude, the distribution hub of the South, National Civil
Rights Museum, Rendezvous (yes), FedEx, FEF just to name a few.
 
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So now that your crime things been spoiled you want to talk about what cities have to offer.
 
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you decide....
 

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Some more fun fact about Houston

Houston, Texas - Wikipedia

An estimated 400,000 illegal immigrants reside in Houston.[86]

Houston has a large gay community concentrated primarily in Montrose, Neartown and Houston Heights. It is estimated that the Houston metropolitan area has the twelfth-largest number of lesbian, gay and bisexual individuals in the United States. [94]
 
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Some more fun fact about Houston

Houston, Texas - Wikipedia

An estimated 400,000 illegal immigrants reside in Houston.[86]

Houston has a large gay community concentrated primarily in Montrose, Neartown and Houston Heights. It is estimated that the Houston metropolitan area has the twelfth-largest number of lesbian, gay and bisexual individuals in the United States. [94]

hate alot of folks dont you?
 
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Oh you must have changed it for the sake of not offending anyone.

Wikipedia doesn't like people much?
 

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