Butt chugging? No. Cattle prod? Yes. High tension TVA lines? (bionic supersonic taser)Nunt-uh. Cavity search? Male-No, Female, maybe.
No pressure washers/shop vacs/channel locks/prunners. Will consider kitchen appliances and mixing tools.
*Orangeslice - The plunger idea scared the **** out of me, but did excite me a little