Thrasher Made Another Funny.

#2
#2
"Ronnie boy. You're one star closer to death, and have nobody to blame but yourself, and your linear perception of the realm of time-space.

Congratulations!!!"
 
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#6
I appreciate the thought, Pooch, but having to support an entire thread with witty remarks is just a lot of pressure.
 
#9
#9
You need to understand the path you are taking here, Thrasher. There's a dark underbelly that has not been shared.
 
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#11
"How are you guys getting out there with the bridge deck off? I can't jump that far so I keep just jumping from the side and rolling down the hill. Best I've managed so far is a broken femur and fractured cranium.

I'm far too impulsive to wait the waiting period for a gun. I'm thinking the old suicide by police is the way to go."
 
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#12
#12
You should rename the thread

"Uncle Thrasher's Fun Anecdotes Just to Take a Poop To (Working Title)"
 
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Nerd-Vol said:
"How are you guys getting out there with the bridge deck off? I can't jump that far so I keep just jumping from the side and rolling down the hill. Best I've managed so far is a broken femur and fractured cranium.

I'm far too impulsive to wait the waiting period for a gun. I'm thinking the old suicide by police is the way to go."
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This was one of my personal faves.....
 
#15
#15
"I was wondering what that was in your avatar, so I moused over it, and the forum was kind enough to tell me: "ego's avatar.""
 
#16
#16
"But the zone is always dead at night. At least I'm never here, so I assume it is. Like if the tree falls in the woods, and thrasher isn't there to see it, there is no spoon."
 
#17
#17
NOOOOOO!!!!! I was hoping that one wouldn't make your thread, pooch. Not one of my proudest moments. My dementia kicked in halfway through.
 
#19
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Thrasher865 said:
Dammit, why didn't you guys shoot me a text. After that pick six I went up to the upper deck and jumped. I landed on some fat lady, so once again I came out relatively unscathed. I feel bad for rupturing her spleen.
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This one was pretty "out there" funny.
 
#20
#20
Took me forever to find this thread.



Another funny Thrasher post:
When Moss is inducted into the NFL HoF, it's only fitting that his Titan jersey appear in the Hall.
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#24
#24
I think sometimes he does unintentionally. Could you imagine the struggle? You're just standing there trying to hold it to go number 1, and all of the sudden.....

And there's nothing you can do about it. And you're at a public urinal???
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