This is what we know about the turmoil of the last 1 1/2 weeks...

#27
#27
#39 might be the most unbelievable post of them all. Some are reporting that we actually lost to Ky. Lol.
 
#30
#30
Well done sir. You are nominated now for VN poster of the year. We may have to run that by the team captains, whenever they form, to make that nomination official.
 
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#31
#31
One of the best posts ever. I'm going to have my wife read this so she can understand just how awesome/entertaining this soap opera called Tennessee Football is and then not be mad at me for being on my phone at all hours of the day and night.
 
#32
#32
Well I can continue on with life now. Seems all is good and everything has been cleared up. Thx!!
 
#34
#34
One of the best posts ever. I'm going to have my wife read this so she can understand just how awesome/entertaining this soap opera called Tennessee Football is and then not be mad at me for being on my phone at all hours of the day and night.

I might give your idea a try.....don't think I'll have much luck though.
 
#35
#35
Good breakdown. Only thing missing was the links and it would have been epic because unfortunately you can link to all these incoherent thoughts.
 
#38
#38
Excellent op, but we don't need to throw around the "greatest post ever" title just yet, I mean we haven't heard from GATECHVol yet
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#40
#40
Probably the greatest post I have ever read on volnation. Good work sir. I really needed it this morning, you helped with my sanity.
 
#42
#42
All of this is 100% verified by VN posters.

1. CHH is out.

2. CHH is out recruiting.

3. Hart is giving Dooley next year.

4. Hart is giving Dooley the next two years.
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5. The safety mark is just beating Florida

6. The safety mark is 7 wins... 8 wins... 9 wins...

7. Dave Hart wants CHH and CJC gone, but Dooley has refused to comply with the CJC request, opting to move him to the OL.

8. Dooley is out immediately because he wont fire Chaney.

9. Dave Hart loves Justin Wilcox and Jim Chaney.

10. Kevin Sumlin has been contacted... stay tuned.

11. Dave Hart is in Alabama, either getting Smart or Saban.

12. UCLA is going to hire Peterson who will then hire Wilcox and Sirmon which will throw the team into turmoil and thus, get Dooley fired on the spot.

13. Peterson is not going to UCLA... but maybe UNC.

14. Wilcox is going to Washington State.

15. ...oh wait, Washington State hired Mike Leach and we know he doesn't play defense... so Wilcox is safe.

16. Lance Thompson to UAB... ramblin' man's gotta ramble.

17. Larry Porter has been offered the RB job.

18. Larry Porter is now the running back coach... call Bryce Brown and David Oku.

19. A secret society of trustees is trying to bring back Fulmer, Chavis, and possibly Cutcliffe... but we may get some high powered OC, like Dave Clawson or such.

20. Dooley has lost the locker room. He can't motivate the team because they are all under a bus and can't hear him.

21. The team backs Dooley. Everything is overblown.

22. Only those recruits from the Fulmer and Kiffin eras are rabble rousers.

23. Tyler Bray didn't want to rehab or go to a bowl game because he wants to kick it in Cali for a couple of extra weeks in December.

24. Tyler Bray is a gamer... playing through terrible sickness, pain, and tornadoes to give us a shot at the post season.

25. Tyler Bray is overrated. He also parties like it is 1999.

26. Tyler Bray is currently so sick, he cant move.

27. DaRick Rogers was just about kicked off the team by our captains (whom we apparently don't have at the moment). He decided to play nice though and is still with us to this day.

28. DaRick Rogers has cancer.

29. Whoops! I mean DaRick Rogers is a cancer, chewing out coaches, teammates and Smokey every chance he gets.

30. Baggett is outta here because he is tired of Rogers BS.

31. Rogers only cares about his own stats. He also doesn't try.

32. Dooley backs up Rogers on everything because he doesn't have the stones to deal with it.

33. The silence in the AD means that Dooley is safe.

34. The silence in the AD is eerie... like accidentally seeing your aunt changing clothes one day.

35. Everyone knows that there is gonna be a coaching change yesterday. Twitter told me so.

36. Every current member of the Vol team has met with a member of VN... they are all in with Dooley.

37. Every current member of the Vol team has met with a member of VN... Dooley has to go.

38. Former players don't like Dooley. Area 51 has easier access than they have to Tennessee facilities.


I just wanted to clear up the confusion so we can all have a little peace of mind and be on the same page. :hi:

Im betting that you were a note taker in school during classes. Well done. I applaud you sir.
 
#43
#43
Very good post. However, you forgot to mention one:
Lane Kiffin contacted by UT
 
#44
#44
This has got to be hands down, the best post of the decade. :rock:

couldn't agree more. This guy put everything all the seemingly sane and realistic folks feel down on this thread. The scary thing is, there is probably a few of these things that might actually be true, or will be true!?
 
#45
#45
Nice post but you forgot to mention that we lost to KY which apparently we haven't done in a while
 
#49
#49
20 "Dooley can't motivate the players because they are all under a bus...."

:loco:

That was a great read.

If only we could horse whip all the idgets who started all this crud, it would be a glorious start to December.:hi:
 

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