This explains EVERYTHING!!!!

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#4
Jones is a genius. It's now obvious that we are working on Archimedes' death ray.

The opposing sideline will stand no chance. especially on a sunny day.
 
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#6
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I think that there are several players that would be able to donate hair if we deemed necessary.
 
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#7
If I had known that was the job criteria that CBJ was looking for then I would have applied.
 
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I think Butch wants to be the only one with hair on this coaching staff. I predict CDM with start shaving his head before season starts. All others, be aware! Your time is limited......:)
 
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#10
isn't overlooked one word and not two. Just saying! Really not buying the Hair theory.
 
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Sudden Impact said:
isn't overlooked one word and not two. Just saying! Really not buying the Hair theory.
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Yes. Of course sentences are started with capital letters. "Just saying" means - saying so casually and would never use an exclamation point.

This is no fun. I will never understand people who enjoy being an arse to fellow posters.
 
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Hopefully we won't get into any "hairy" situations...
 
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Think about it, if the average male spends 4 minutes a day, shampooing, conditioning, then grooming their hair, x 7 days a week that would equal 28 minutes per week, x 7 coaches then we gain almost 3 hours and 16 minutes of available time to recruit and coach over well coiffed competition! BRILLIANT!
 
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Roustabout said:
Uh, Jimmy Johnson?
The two best college coaches, Urban Meyer and Nick Saban, both have nice heads of hair. It's scientifical.

Should spell good things for Butch. (Compare to General Neyland).
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cool!

And don't forget Samson...
 
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