things women do better than men

[OrangeEmpire]

Off the handle through the door

 

[possumslayer]

Pretty sure women dont have prostates

don't tell them
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[SergeantVol]

don't tell them
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So are you just gonna keep giving them prostate exams then? Tell them its for the sake of their health.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

mother of mary......let it go.........stil complaining saying shes not

 

[mcompton]

lol...see you kids in the morning...

 

[possumslayer]

So are you just gonna keep giving them prostate exams then? Tell them its for the sake of their health.

I refer to it as consensual sodomy .
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[hohenfelsvol]

Destroy a man's will to live

 

[Volz4lif3]

Destroy a man's will to live

That's the same catogory as being cold hearted *****es...

 

[Georgia Peach]

We have more compassion for the men of VN than they have for each other.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Being good looking and smelling like Heaven....

 

[SergeantVol]

We have more compassion for the men of VN than they have for each other.

Very few female members have shown me compassion on here with the exception of Farmer's Daughter.

 

[Georgia Peach]

Very few female members have shown me compassion on here with the exception of Farmer's Daughter.

Really? What are you saying to these female members?

 

[SergeantVol]

Really? What are you saying to these female members?

Nothing. They jump in on the bash Sargefest that Ron or OE starts almost everyday.

 

[SergeantVol]

Really? What are you saying to these female members?

I am nothing short of a gentleman.

 

[Georgia Peach]

Nothing. They jump in on the bash Sargefest that Ron or OE starts almost everyday.

You poor thing. I'll be nice to ya. :thumbsup:

 

[volsforever27]

Suck out men's souls...

 

[SergeantVol]

You poor thing. I'll be nice to ya. :thumbsup:

Thanks. At least someone around here will be.

 

[Georgia Peach]

I feed off men's souls on weekends after I get off from the Diamond Club.

 

[Georgia Peach]

Thanks. At least someone around here will be.

You got my back I got yours. Don't confuse that with scratching backs. I don't work like that.

 

[SergeantVol]

You got my back I got yours. Don't confuse that with scratching backs. I don't work like that.

Wasnt gonna go there yet. I barely know you. What kinda guy do you think I am. I wait until at least the 3rd date.

 

[SergeantVol]

I feed off men's souls on weekends after I get off from the Diamond Club.

You're not convincing me that you being nice to me is a good thing...

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Sarge, I jumped ur ****. We r good for now

 

[SergeantVol]

Sarge, I jumped ur ****. We r good for now

I do feel better now that I am not on the receiving end of a tounge lashing.

 

[Georgia Peach]

Wasnt gonna go there yet. I barely know you. What kinda guy do you think I am. I wait until at least the 3rd date.

You ARE a gentleman!

 

[SergeantVol]

You ARE a gentleman!

Despite all my smack talk on here, I never talk smack to women. My granny would still whip my @ss if she ever found out. She's one of the few people I am still afraid of.