Things That Make You Suspicious of Someone

1) a dude that wears white sneakers

2) a dude that puts the toilet seat down after taking a leak, but has no live in girlfriend

3) anyone that claims they don't like bacon

I'm always suspicious of people that have a hard time believing others are telling the truth. Say I'm telling some story from HS and there are some incredible details....the guy who goes "no f-ing way, I don't believe that" tends to be the same guy I catch in lies in other cases. They don't believe you because they lie and so they think others lie.
 
I'm suspicious of people who ask me if I want to "smoke a bowl" but then don't bring any weed to the party
 
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