Things that a man must know

[VOLatile]

i wasnt. i was trying to explain the scratching in public. it's a simple pinch and roll.

So... I was right...

Addition: How to state that you are always correct in the most arrogant way possible when arguing with your buddies. Conceding = losing.

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

i wasnt. i was trying to explain the scratching in public. it's a simple pinch and roll.

lol:

 

[volwindy]

i wasnt. i was trying to explain the scratching in public. it's a simple pinch and roll.

Its obviously not as universal as you think...hmm.


But another one, more for the older men, its okay to retire 20 year old shirts or whatever article of clothing to get something a little new and well updated..

 

[VOLatile]

Its obviously not as universal as you think...hmm.


But another one, more for the older men, its okay to retire 20 year old shirts or whatever article of clothing to get something a little new and well updated..

You, ma'am, are incorrect. The more holes the better... :crazy:

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

Its obviously not as universal as you think...hmm.


But another one, more for the older men, its okay to retire 20 year old shirts or whatever article of clothing to get something a little new and well updated..

This sounds like a sneaky excuse to drag a man to a mall.

 

[VOLatile]

This sounds like a sneaky excuse to drag a man to a mall.

And here's another:

No man should ever spend more that $25 on an article of clothing (suits and shoes excluded)unless it's from a concert.

 

[volwindy]

This sounds like a sneaky excuse to drag a man to a mall.

Yeah considering I have probably been to the mall twice this year. I don't like shopping unless I need something, its a pain and then too easy to go and buy stuff that you really don't need when you just go to the mall or just go shopping.

You, ma'am, are incorrect. The more holes the better... :crazy:

Let me guess, shrinkage after all the washing and color fading is even better!!!!! :whatever:

 

[VOLatile]

Let me guess, shrinkage after all the washing and color fading is even better!!!!! :whatever:

Correct. Also, shrinkage comes naturally, deal with it.

 

[volwindy]

Correct. Also, shrinkage comes naturally, deal with it.

Which is why you want to attract attention down there!!!!!! :rofl:

 

[VOLatile]

Which is why you want to attract attention down there!!!!!! :rofl:

:hi:

Shrinkage at my age would be a tell tale sign of something going wrong... But thanks...

 

[volwindy]

:hi:

Shrinkage at my age would be a tell tale sign of something going wrong... But thanks...

Well you kind of walked yourself right into that one. :birgits_giggle:

 

[VOLatile]

Well you kind of walked yourself right into that one. :birgits_giggle:

And instead of someone being nice and courteous, you would just rather point and laugh...

 

[volwindy]

And instead of someone being nice and courteous, you would just rather point and laugh...

Well not point since there isn't much to point to, but laugh sure I'll take my chance to do that anytime.

 

[VOLatile]

Well not point since there isn't much to point to, but laugh sure I'll take my chance to do that anytime.

You can laugh, but some know how to make up for it!

 

[egotisticalmoron]

lord knows i have to.

 

[VOLatile]

lord knows i have to.

Lord knows that I can...

 

[egotisticalmoron]

a man must know how to delete all previous webpages of the day before the female gets to the house.

 

[VOLatile]

a man must know how to delete all previous webpages of the day before the female gets to the house.

Ugh... got caught with that last week and my g/f doesn't even live with me...

 

[egotisticalmoron]

internet options my friend....internet options.

 

[rbroyles]

A man should be slow to anger, but ready to stand up for what is right, and to be the protector of his family.

 

[VOLatile]

A man/boy should never hit a woman or child... I just wanna knock some blocks off of abusers.

 

[egotisticalmoron]

A man/boy should never hit a woman or child... I just wanna knock some blocks off of abusers.

amen to that. goes for women also, cant stand being in the store and seeing an adult smack a child. if you're for whoopings, wait til you get home to discipline.

 

[rbroyles]

It takes courage to stand up and speak, sometimes it takes more courage to sit down and listen.

 

[utvolpj]

internet options my friend....internet options.

CCleaner. It's good for people that need that kind of stuff :whistling:

 

[utvolpj]

Popular Mechanics did this a while ago and here's their list

The List: How to...
1. Patch a radiator hose
2. Protect your computer
3. Rescue a boater who has capsized
4. Frame a wall
5. Retouch digital photos
6. Back up a trailer
7. Build a campfire
8. Fix a dead outlet
9. Navigate with a map and compass
10. Use a torque wrench
11. Sharpen a knife
12. Perform CPR
13. Fillet a fish
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid
15. Get a car unstuck
16. Back up data
17. Paint a room
18. Mix concrete
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle
20. Change oil and filter
21. Hook up an HDTV
22. Bleed brakes
23. Paddle a canoe
24. Fix a bike flat
25. Extend your wireless network

25 Skills Every Man Should Know: The List, Ready for Your Debate - Popular Mechanics

decent list but some are just not that useful. I view necessary skills as things that I would need in case of a worldwide meltdown. Everything else can be fixed with money.