Things more exciting than our offense...

[roddo518]

What's more exciting than our Tennessee vol's offense?
A rice cake.
Dirt.
Two flies humping each other
Opening a can of Coke
Watching lint fly thru a sunlit window
Filling out a 1040 tax form
Talking on the phone with a telemarketer from India
Elevator rides with a bunch of people that smell like feet

Did I leave anything off?

 

[ALLVOL 4LIFE]

Organizing my sock drawer!

 

[I Love Lamp]

Prostate exams

 

[TheEndlessEnigma]

A root canal...

 

[VolFreakJosh]

Watching Dooley coach a football team

 

[MrVol]

Mowing lawn

 

[37L1]

Watching paint dry or grass grow.

 

[Ten_Titans]

Official Jon Gruden Thread XVII

 

[peyton4heisman]

Rust.
Watching the hour hand on a clock.
Waiting for water to boil.
Having a tooth pulled.
Digital prostate exams.
Having a broken bone reset.
Divorce.
Funerals.

The list is infinite

Prostate exams beat me to the punch... must be true if we were both thinking it

 

[FLVOL_79]

Being at work

 

[TennesseeJet]

Tennessee Basketball

 

[Carl Pickens]

Colonoscopy

 

[Bigorange123]

Monday morning

 

[lonelawyer]

Paramecium porn.

 

[feathersax]

Girl's basketball. (After Pat Summitt)

 

[RockCityVol]

Old people having sex

 

[508mikey]

Walmart on welfare check day

 

[UTwild82]

Watching grass grow and paint dry.

 

[BOB in GA]

Old people having sex

Easy now....

 

[lonelawyer]

Old people having sex

Old people thinking about... wait what were we talking about?

 

[Firebirdparts]

Tofu

 

[ncvol17]

Watching the latest BLADE RUNNER movie

 

[fossilfiction]

Waiting for next season is more exciting to think about than our offense.

 

[vol-un-tear]

Rearranging my underwear drawer

 

[KB5252]

Bingo at the retirement home.