Things I'm mad about today

[hmanvolfan]

Lulz

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Son has club soccer showcase today. He said "Mom, I gonna do something special for you." She turned around to me and said "Oh sh-t, he's gonna get tossed."

He just scored a goal and him and opposing player just got warned for trash talking.

They are still down 2-1 with ~35 mins to go

 

[joevol33]

I'm mad I've lost most of the weight I gained. I had got to 165, was 160 last week, and 157 today. Still doing the heavier weight, and can even tell I've gained in muscle, but dropped the pounds. I don't get it!

 

[theFallGuy]

I'm mad I've lost most of the weight I gained. I had got to 165, was 160 last week, and 157 today. Still doing the heavier weight, and can even tell I've gained in muscle, but dropped the pounds. I don't get it!

What time did you get off work at the fair?

 

[joevol33]

What time did you get off work at the fair?

I left right after the bearded lady. FYI, she said you're no good in bed

 

[theFallGuy]

I left right after the bearded lady. FYI, she said you're no good in bed

How much do they pay you to be "World's Smallest American" and do they shoot you out of a cannon

 

[theFallGuy]

I left right after the bearded lady. FYI, she said you're no good in bed

Oh lawd

 

[Orangeslice13]

Glad you don't have macular degeneration! That's awful stuff.

Hoping for the best on 9/17.

^^^^
That

 

[Orangeslice13]

Thanks everyone. It’s a weird feeling to have tried to adjust to some sort of future for almost six months, only to find that it was the wrong future.

Toes keep curling though at the thought of retinal surgery or needles in the eye.

Don’t you just hate a false positive.

“Yeah Slice, it turns out you have more than 6 months left”.
I’m glad your Drs were wrong too. Praying for the Best on the 17th
edit. Yes I’m aware that I’m way behind on this thread

 

[Orangeslice13]

We lost our oldest Bluetick Rocki 2 years ago. Topper her sister is 14 now. Plus we got two new rescues. Pipsqueak (pitty boxer mix) and Gabriella (redbone hound)

Damn dude. sorry.
This is what I get for accidentally unfollowing this thread.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

This just registered on me. So I need to stay away from you, huh?

— along with 90% of the Zone, now that I think about it

Who is the 10%?

 

[VolNExile]

Who is the 10%?

That’s just a polite convention.

 

[malinoisvol]

Back to the saltmines tomorrow.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Back to the saltmines tomorrow.

 

[VolNExile]

Back to the saltmines tomorrow.

Where do you mine salt, or what kind of salt? I keep thinking that you’re retired, but I guess that’s just from the US Sissybritches.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

From Sat evening

 

[508mikey]

From Sat evening

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is she mad ? why is it in the mad thread ?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

is she mad ? why is it in the mad thread ?

Well, arrived during happy hour and she couldn't drink.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Well, arrived during happy hour and she couldn't drink.

That’d be enough to pizz me off.

 

[Behr]

Serves you right for being there in the first place. Lulz. When I drank...the last place on earth I'd be if I couldn't drink is Happy Hour. I mean, what maroons.

 

[Danl]

That’d be enough to pizz me off.

Great avi, Orb!

BTW, while we're posting in the "Mad about" thread, when I get to the lake house tomorrow from SoCal, am I gonna be mad about the inventory of my liquor cabinet?

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Great avi, Orb!

BTW, while we're posting in the "Mad about" thread, when I get to the lake house tomorrow from SoCal, am I gonna be mad about the inventory of my liquor cabinet?

If I were you, I’d have a crime scene crew to dust for prints. Guaranteed it will be someone that frequents Volnation. I don’t like to rat anyone out, but I’d start with @Morfal. Hope that helps.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

@Behr

She wanted Cajun food and she liked their Cajun crawfish etoufee and seafood gumbo. It just happened to be BOGO beer when we got there.

 

[Danl]

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Uh huh......not you, huh?

I would suspect @NorCalVol67 , but he's been posting from NoCal for months. Still, I wouldn't put it past him.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Uh huh......not you, huh?

I would suspect @NorCalVol67 , but he's been posting from NoCal for months. Still, I wouldn't put it past him.

Duh, he has servants.