Things I would do instead of going to buckees.

[Tin Man]

If your colonoscopy finds polyps, you’ll have others.

 

[joevol33]

A real man gets a real colonoscopy. Some of the best sleep I've ever had! They could've shown me photos of someone else colon and I'd have no idea

Asking Souce to play dr, tie you up, choke you out, and use a garden hose is not a real colonoscopy

 

[Go aeiou]

Are you 70+?

Yep, 73
I thought maybe because colon cancer is a slow grower??

 

[theFallGuy]

Asking Souce to play dr, tie you up, choke you out, and use a garden hose is not a real colonoscopy

Joe maybe that's what Souce told you what he was doing was a colonoscopy but I'm to assure you he lied to you. Seek help

 

[theFallGuy]

Yep, 73
I thought maybe because colon cancer is a slow grower??

So they basically are saying if you get colon cancer tough chit. Lol

 

[Ritzwatch]

Just something for you boxcrappers to consider:

Cologuard has a relatively high false positive rate (>10%). The follow-up for that positive is a colonoscopy. It may be that your insurance pay for the Cologuard, but will not cover the follow-up 'scope.

So, before hitting the litter box, you might want to check with your insurance to see if you are gonna have to pay out of pocket for a follow-up scope, if needed, those get expensive.

 

[GordonC]

Asking Souce to play dr, tie you up, choke you out, and use a garden hose is not a real colonoscopy

Errthang aint like yore family reunions or snow days

Also yore married

 

[508mikey]

Just something for you boxcrappers to consider:

Cologuard has a relatively high false positive rate (>10%). The follow-up for that positive is a colonoscopy. It may be that your insurance pay for the Cologuard, but will not cover the follow-up 'scope.

So, before hitting the litter box, you might want to check with your insurance to see if you are gonna have to pay out of pocket for a follow-up scope, if needed, those get expensive.

Doc gave me one of those and I tossed it into a Wal-Mart shopping cart

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Errthang aint like yore family reunions or snow days

Also yore married

He wishes it was a garden hose

 

[theFallGuy]

Buccees thread has now become the Colonoscopy thread. How are the beaver nuggets?

 

[joevol33]

Joe maybe that's what Souce told you what he was doing was a colonoscopy but I'm to assure you he lied to you. Seek help

Big mad you are!

 

[Go aeiou]

So they basically are saying if you get colon cancer tough chit. Lol

At the time he said it 5 years didn't look likely. I've had 2 heart attacks I'll probably ask next trip to primary or cardiologist. Cardiologist doesn't want me to do some things, but has no problem with me traveling around the world. Alaska in July. Europe in Sept.

 

[GordonC]

Buccees thread has now become the Colonoscopy thread. How are the beaver nuggets?

ngaf but I went to the grocery store this afternoon and seent four people wearing Buckees shirts and I told em all mikey was gon be so dam mayud
but dey dgaf either

 

[theFallGuy]

Big mad you are!

Lil Joe why would I be mad that Souce "checked your colon" for you? I mean it's gross but I don't judge.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Asking Souce to play dr, tie you up, choke you out, and use a garden hose is not a real colonoscopy

That's a rather vivid picture there Joe? Are you sure there aren't some life experiences mixed in there?

 

[theFallGuy]

That's a rather vivid picture there Joe? Are you sure there aren't some life experiences mixed in there?

 

[GordonC]

That's a rather vivid picture there Joe? Are you sure there aren't some life experiences mixed in there?

Wen mike from work sees this about souce, she gon be mayud
Errbody mayud and IDGAF
Go Vols

 

[joevol33]

That's a rather vivid picture there Joe? Are you sure there aren't some life experiences mixed in there?

Fall gurl brags about it, that's how we know

 

[GordonC]

Fall gurl brags about it, that's how we know

@RotoRooter you gon let liljoe talk two you like that?

 

[theFallGuy]

@RotoRooter you gon let liljoe talk two you like that?

I'm not worried about it. When Dan returns he's gonna woop Joes arse!

 

[508mikey]

ngaf but I went to the grocery store this afternoon and seent four people wearing Buckees shirts and I told em all mikey was gon be so dam mayud
but dey dgaf either

 

[joevol33]

I'm not worried about it. When Dan returns he's gonna woop Joes arse!

Dan couldn't whoop you, and that's saying a lot!

 

[GordonC]

*tgat's

 

[the_todd]

Never tell anyone you have never been to a Bucees. Right up there with telling a 50ish friend you have never had a colonoscopy.


P.S. Before I get ragged for not having a colonoscopy, I did Cologuard and fulfilled a life long dream of pooping in a box then mailing it to someone.

I too poop in a box and mail it in.

Add me to the list of sending the previous nights dinner UPS

 

[Orangeslice13]

Add me to the list of sending the previous nights dinner UPS

Funny story. Red mailed mine one time. She was in line behind someone mailing cake pops.

Ya never know