Things are slowing down with my fiance

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I do not know if it is just the stress we are both going to or what, but things have slowed down considerably over the past handful of months.

Finally, we broke down and went to see a sex therapist. One of the things the therapist advised us to do was to watch some pornography together; that did not help. After a few more visits, our therapist decided we should try something a little more extreme. She told us that my fiance should find someone she finds very attractive and that we should invite him into our bedroom, to stand nude in front of her and wave a towel in her face while I do my thing from behind her.

So, in desperation, we decided to follow her advice. The fiance found a guy, invited him over and we proceeded to do as the therapist instructed. However, still nothing was happening. Then the guy suggested that him and I switch places. I stood in front of my fiance, furiously waving the towel in her face, and in less than two or three minutes, my fiance was screaming and moaning.

I leaned across to that little punk, and with great pride, exclaimed, "Now that is how you wave a towel!"
 
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I do not know if it is just the stress we are both going to or what, but things have slowed down considerably over the past handful of months.

Finally, we broke down and went to see a sex therapist. One of the things the therapist advised us to do was to watch some pornography together; that did not help. After a few more visits, our therapist decided we should try something a little more extreme. She told us that my fiance should find someone she finds very attractive and that we should invite him into our bedroom, to stand nude in front of her and wave a towel in her face while I do my thing from behind her.

So, in desperation, we decided to follow her advice. The fiance found a guy, invited him over and we proceeded to do as the therapist instructed. However, still nothing was happening. Then the guy suggested that him and I switch places. I stood in front of my fiance, furiously waving the towel in her face, and in less than two or three minutes, my fiance was screaming and moaning.

I leaned across to that little punk, and with great pride, exclaimed, "Now that is how you wave a towel!"

I'm not sure how I ended up in this forum tonight, or why your post is in here, but I laughed. :eek:lol:
 
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I'm not sure how I ended up in this forum tonight, or why your post is in here, but I laughed. :eek:lol:

I'm glad somebody did.

I put it in this forum only because it is password protected and I did not know whether it would be seen in "good taste" in the pub or endzone.

Feel free to move it to one of those forums; it's your site.

:hi:
 
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I do not know if it is just the stress we are both going to or what, but things have slowed down considerably over the past handful of months.

Finally, we broke down and went to see a sex therapist. One of the things the therapist advised us to do was to watch some pornography together; that did not help. After a few more visits, our therapist decided we should try something a little more extreme. She told us that my fiance should find someone she finds very attractive and that we should invite him into our bedroom, to stand nude in front of her and wave a towel in her face while I do my thing from behind her.

So, in desperation, we decided to follow her advice. The fiance found a guy, invited him over and we proceeded to do as the therapist instructed. However, still nothing was happening. Then the guy suggested that him and I switch places. I stood in front of my fiance, furiously waving the towel in her face, and in less than two or three minutes, my fiance was screaming and moaning.

I leaned across to that little punk, and with great pride, exclaimed, "Now that is how you wave a towel!"

Now that's funny!!!
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I'm glad somebody did.

I put it in this forum only because it is password protected and I did not know whether it would be seen in "good taste" in the pub or endzone.

Feel free to move it to one of those forums; it's your site.

:hi:

That would have been the classiest post in the endzone...
 
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OK, I'm starting to get it. A few more lessons on waving the towel and I'll try it again. In the meantime it's probably best if you keep waving it until I learn.
 

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