These are my confessions...

[Escape Goat]

I confess to preferring this confession thread to Ron Mexico's any day...

Agreed

 

[Slydell]

I have no confessions. I've never done anything wrong. Unfortunately, the records are still sealed or I could prove it.

 

[ImTheCrew]

Just when I said I could say my chick on da side said she's got one da way.

 

[theFallGuy]

confessions are for the weak

 

[SergeantVol]

Admiting to something is not weak, feeling sorry for doing it is.

 

[Georgia Peach]

I am a spy from the University of Georgia. I only come here to get top secret information to use for recruiting purposes.

I am NewToVolCountry; I am a girl posing as a boy posing as a girl.

I curse at many drivers to and from work while blasting 90's alternative music, preferably one that has numbers for their name.

I harbor sinful thoughts towards co-workers on a daily basis.

I feel so much better now. Thanks.

 

[Georgia Peach]

Admiting to something is not weak, feeling sorry for doing it is.

Deep thoughts from the deep South.

 

[SergeantVol]

I am a spy from the University of Georgia. I only come here to get top secret information to use for recruiting purposes.

I am NewToVolCountry; I am a girl posing as a boy posing as a girl.

I curse at many drivers to and from work while blasting 90's alternative music, preferably one that has numbers for their name.

I harbor sinful thoughts towards co-workers on a daily basis.

I feel so much better now. Thanks.

I knew you was a spy!!!

 

[SergeantVol]

Deep thoughts from the deep South.

Watch out with that language! People will call B.S. on you or start bashing me.

 

[theFallGuy]

I confess that I want to bang Erin Andrews repeatedly. I also confess that my wife knows this.

 

[Georgia Peach]

I confess that I want to bang Erin Andrews repeatedly. I also confess that my wife knows this.

Take advantage.

 

[SergeantVol]

Take advantage.

That's the right attitude!

 

[Orangeslice13]

I confess to preferring this confession thread to Ron Mexico's any day...

Forgot about this one when i bumped that one.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Watch out with that language! People will call B.S. on you or start bashing me.

Bs sarge. Yore to sensitive.

 

[SergeantVol]

Bs sarge. Yore to sensitive.

I am gunshy cause of all these bastages on here!

 

[Orangeslice13]

I am gunshy cause of all these bastages on here!

Like me?

 

[SergeantVol]

yup

 

[Orangeslice13]

Hahaha

 

[rmsmith]

I am NewToVolCountry; I am a girl posing as a boy posing as a girl.

I'm still lulzing at this

 

[Georgia Peach]

I'm still lulzing at this

I don't know if they are serious or not, but there are some (OE) who think that I am an alter of a poster like Newt. If this is true, then I feel pretty proud of myself.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I don't know if they are serious or not, but there are some (OE) who think that I am an alter of a poster like Newt. If this is true, then I feel pretty proud of myself.

Oe is paranoid about alters. He thinks i have one in the politics forum.

 

[SergeantVol]

I'm an alter.

 

[theFallGuy]

I don't know if they are serious or not, but there are some (OE) who think that I am an alter of a poster like Newt. If this is true, then I feel pretty proud of myself.

So who is your real alter then?

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

These are my confessions maaaan i'm thrown and I don't know what to do, guess I gotta keep part 2 of my confessions.

 

[Georgia Peach]

So who is your real alter then?

Escape Goat :shhh: