I don't really care if you play SDSU, Florida, McNeese State, or have your first week smoked out. Regardless, you're going to get mollywhopped when your boys show up at Neyland Stadium.
Kiffin will let you in when he says its time to let you in, not a minute sooner. He'll have you wishing you never showed up in the first place. And you better pray you brought your depends, because you're liable to shat your pants in fear when you walk inside Neyland. This hell will be so harsh, you will be wishing you had let us beat you last year.
Your children are going to feel the wrath put upon you like Knowshon when his mainframe got disintegrated in one fell swoop from Eric Berry.
If you don't enjoy whiskey before you get to knoxville, you damned well are going to need it to numb the pain from this one.
It's football time in Tennessee.
If you don't know, you will soon.