The Zone Runs Thread - 2013

[Aavoxx]

Looks like the idea should be to chill between the start line and obstacle 1, sprint 1, 2, and 3, chill between 3 and 4...sprint 4, 5, and 6, chill between 6 and 7, sprint from 7 home.

 

[UTGnome]

No water obstacles in the Warrior Dash! Boom!

Those first 3 obstacles are going to surprise some people after that long of an opening run.

 

[Aavoxx]

Obstacle 1 has barb wire.

Obstacle 2 also has barb wire.

I can't find a picture of what the "Teetering Traverse" looks like. I imagine it's a rope bridge or something.

 

[UTGnome]

Obstacle 1 has barb wire.

Obstacle 2 also has barb wire.

I can't find a picture of what the "Teetering Traverse" looks like. I imagine it's a rope bridge or something.

Found this and amazingly was able to see it here.

Teetering Traverse (Warrior Dash - Budd's Creek, MD 2013) - YouTube

 

[UTGnome]

Also found this one.

Looks more like a Teetering Traverse. Don't know what that other one was.

Michigan Warrior Dash runners must stay balanced on 'Teetering Traverse' - Video | MLive.com

 

[Aavoxx]

I like how he's flirting with the chick at the end. Classic.

That looks fine until you're on your way down...then it looks like a PITA.

 

[Aavoxx]

Also found this one.

Looks more like a Teetering Traverse. Don't know what that other one was.

Michigan Warrior Dash runners must stay balanced on 'Teetering Traverse' - Video | MLive.com

Agreed. That looks easy as long as no one is being an assclown in front or behind you.

 

[Aavoxx]

I'm wondering how far it is from the start line to the first obstacle. I think a mile or so.

 

[UTGnome]

I like how he's flirting with the chick at the end. Classic.

That looks fine until you're on your way down...then it looks like a PITA.

Now you need to get a GoPro.

 

[Aavoxx]

Now you need to get a GoPro.

I'm borrowing one for the event.

 

[UTGnome]

Excellent.

 

[Aavoxx]

I'd rather have a GoPro Black, but I don't have 400 bones to spend on that right now.

 

[VolFan32]

You rang?

 

[Aavoxx]

You rang?

We've decided to start at the Beer Market, if that's cool with you.

Gonzo is showing up about 8.

Thrash is gonna show up when he gets there and not before.

I'll be there between 7-8.

Not sure about Nerd.

 

[Thrasher865]

I dunno if I'm coming out or not. Depends on how things go with my landscaping project. Also, if you wanted to go running tomorrow morning... I don't know if I want to be playing foursquare til 1 in the AM again.

 

[VolFan32]

Sounds good. I'll be moving from 1 until about 6ish if I had to guess. So I can be there around 7:30-8.

 

[Aavoxx]

I dunno if I'm coming out or not. Depends on how things go with my landscaping project. Also, if you wanted to go running tomorrow morning... I don't know if I want to be playing foursquare til 1 in the AM again.

We're not going till 10. You're not an old man yet.

Sounds good. I'll be moving from 1 until about 6ish if I had to guess. So I can be there around 7:30-8.

Perfect.

Now, you gonna take the final spot in the truck for Warrior Dash or do we have to leave it open and just pretend you're there? That'd be a little creepy.

 

[Thrasher865]

We're not going till 10. You're not an old man yet.

I beg to differ! I don't like running hungover/dehydrated. Therefore, if I come out, I will do very little drinking. Also alcohol = $$$

Perfect.

Now, you gonna take the final spot in the truck for Warrior Dash or do we have to leave it open and just pretend you're there? That'd be a little creepy.

We can make a little 32 doll and sit him in the back seat. It will be fine.

 

[Aavoxx]

I beg to differ! I don't like running hungover/dehydrated. Therefore, if I come out, I will do very little drinking. Also alcohol = $$$

Drink one water for every two beers you drink. Also, you don't have to drink to enjoy yourself.

We can make a little 32 doll and sit him in the back seat. It will be fine.

Voodoo?

 

[VolFan32]

I beg to differ! I don't like running hungover/dehydrated. Therefore, if I come out, I will do very little drinking. Also alcohol = $$$



We can make a little 32 doll and sit him in the back seat. It will be fine.

This will have to happen.

 

[Aavoxx]

This will have to happen.

Voodoo doll it is.

 

[VolFan32]

Yes voodoo doll. Leave it with a hot chick.

 

[Aavoxx]

Yes voodoo doll. Leave it with a hot chick.

You're not that lucky.

 

[Aavoxx]

Thrash, you going to borrow that GoPro and run with it?

 

[Thrasher865]

No. It's my work's GoPro. I wouldn't want to bring it back caked in mud.