The Zone Edition: Face with screen name thread.

[Slydell]

I'll procrastinate my way to an early grave most likely. I read somewhere that for the first time in human history there are more obese people than malnourished people in the world. My moobs helped make that happen.

I haven't seen the stats lately, but I don't doubt that. Shame that we have such a high number of each. And, from a society that evolved from hunter/gatherers.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Now you made me fix my spelling error. Lulz.

 

[GBO18]

I could whoop Sly's ass.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I could whoop Sly's ass.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I could whoop Sly's ass.

He'd beat you senseless with his blind person's sticks.

 

[Slydell]

I could whoop Sly's ass.

Lose one sense and all the other ones heighten.

 

[Slydell]

He'd beat you senseless with his blind person's sticks.

Or, my 10 gauge.

 

[GBO18]

I am bulletproof.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I am bulletproof.

Your bewb implants were not made of Kevlar, Gobbler.

 

[Behr]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Haven't we been here before?

 

[Slydell]

I am bulletproof.

We shall see. Select a meet point for the O/W game.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Haven't we been here before?

Yep. His comment was just as funny the second time.

 

[GBO18]

Where they keep the bodies at Neyland.

 

[Behr]

We shall see. Select a meet point for the O/W game.

Wanna know how to know it's her?

 

[Slydell]

Where they keep the bodies at Neyland.

50 yard line it is.

 

[GBO18]

I will meet you over the middle.

 

[Slydell]

Wanna know how to know it's her?

How? Ribbons in her hair?

 

[Slydell]

I will meet you over the middle.

Prepare yourself. Stunner over the middle for a deep, deep sleep.

 

[Behr]

How? Ribbons in her hair?

She will be Ugly as fawk, wearing jorts with scuffed knees, draggin a salamander around on a leash and Squawking like a seagull.

 

[blupotato]

Was too ugly for a headshot:

 

[Behr]

Wrong.

 

[blupotato]

All I could find that remotely fit the description.

 

[VIF]

So far you have been able to find pics similar to ours like gun Toting wives, fire pits, dogs, hats etc.. Like we are alters or something. Do you have pics of your childten holding such an award like the National Honor Society?
No? Then shut up and know your role!!!

Hey, that pic was so out of focus and old looking, I truly thought you posted an old pic of Slice. I did not realize it was your child. I do not make fun of people's children, except for Slice's mother's child. :good!::birgits_giggle:
Sorry for the faux pas.

 

[Red13]

Hey, that pic was so out of focus and old looking, I truly thought you posted an old pic of Slice. I did not realize it was your child. I do not make fun of people's children, except for Slice's mother's child. :good!::birgits_giggle:
Sorry for the faux pas.

Hey VIF! I took it as the joke you intended. My rant was a joke too. Im just sorry you thought slice would be in the National Honor Society. Haha

 

[Orangeslice13]

Hey, that pic was so out of focus and old looking, I truly thought you posted an old pic of Slice. I did not realize it was your child. I do not make fun of people's children, except for Slice's mother's child. :good!::birgits_giggle:
Sorry for the faux pas.

I don't think anyone thought there were hard feelings. Except maybe Sly and he was probably high.