The Zone Edition: Face with screen name thread.

[GatorBill]

Sneak off.. That always works for me

this is just a delay of game. We'll mark of the penalty and drive for a gamewinner here before the night is over.

Latest text exchange:
SIL: I might just crash on the couch and take the kids home in the morning

GB: Just remember, if the van's a rockin'....

SIL: Dont come knockin!!!

GB: No, if the vans a rockin, strip that ass down and come on in!!!

SIL: You are a pig

GB: and thats why you love me

SIL: truth.

 

[Volz4lif3]

this is just a delay of game. We'll mark of the penalty and drive for a gamewinner here before the night is over.

Latest text exchange:
SIL: I might just crash on the couch and take the kids home in the morning

GB: Just remember, if the van's a rockin'....

SIL: Dont come knockin!!!

GB: No, if the vans a rockin, strip that ass down and come on in!!!

SIL: You are a pig

GB: and thats why you love me

SIL: truth.

One day Bill she will be right for the takin.. Along with the wife of course...

 

[OtterFH]

Tldr

 

[GatorBill]

tldr

nlcr

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Texxxxxxx!!!!!!!!

Sup!

 

[OtterFH]

Sup!

Dude

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Dood!! Wtf!

 

[GatorBill]

So, there is a game next week. Im probably coming to knoxville, but not going to the game. Is there a "best spot" walking distance to campus to watch the game?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Calhouns is the closest, but it will be packed.

 

[SDV]

So, there is a game next week. Im probably coming to knoxville, but not going to the game. Is there a "best spot" walking distance to campus to watch the game?

Why would you not go to the game?

 

[Spartacavolus]

So, there is a game next week. Im probably coming to knoxville, but not going to the game. Is there a "best spot" walking distance to campus to watch the game?

Vic and Bill's would be a good spot for you. Park in the back

 

[GatorBill]

Calhouns is the closest, but it will be packed.

hmm.....what about that Mellow Mushroom place? I could go for a calzone!!

Why would you not go to the game?

A little cash strapped at the moment. I just got back from a weekend trip to MI. I have to go at least 2 more times this year and probably add a third time. Pops has cancer, it is not looking good, and Im a bit cash poor while saving for those future trips.

:hi:

 

[MY3*VOLS]

hmm.....what about that Mellow Mushroom place? I could go for a calzone!!


A little cash strapped at the moment. I just got back from a weekend trip to MI. I have to go at least 2 more times this year and probably add a third time. Pops has cancer, it is not looking good, and Im a bit cash poor while saving for those future trips.

:hi:

Hope your Pops keeps up the good fight.:hi:
But go to Cumberland Grill or anywhere on the Strip.

 

[GatorBill]

Hope your Pops keeps up the good fight.:hi:
But go to Cumberland Grill or anywhere on the Strip.

Thanks. He is battling it hard. He's been up against it for 2 years now, and this last battle is the toughest yet. But he is certainly a fighter.

Thanks again.


Will probably try to find a seat somewhere on the strip with a view of a TV and some good eats. :good!::good!:

 

[cwil4]

This would be me.

 

[GatorBill]

that would be a picture of a fella who's pants are saggin' so that the rest of the prisoners in the yard will know that he is ready for a little action....back there.

just sayin.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Groce!

 

[hmanvolfan]

wtf dood? He's a teenager on a basketball court.

 

[cwil4]

I wasn't intentionally sagging my pants. Gave that up a while ago when I realized it was dumb.

 

[cwil4]

It does bother me that a grown man would look that close at my jeans though.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Bill's an ass man evidently!

 

[GatorBill]

It does bother me that a grown man would look that close at my jeans though.

actually what I noticed was a pocket somewhere around your knees.

Im only giving you crap cause Im bored, and because Ive had too many teenagers in my house.

I had a foster kid who sagged all day, everyday. Took me almost a year to fix it, and then the kid went to the Army and THEY took care of it.

You are who you are. Intentional or not, it really doesnt bother me. Carry on, my wayward son. :hi:

 

[GatorBill]

Bill's an ass man evidently!

if we are talking about chicks, then this is absolutely a true statement.

 

[Weezer]

crap. Text from sil. "can the kids just stay there tonight and I will pick them up in the morning?"

eff that.


and sunuvabiatch, the kid and her bf just walked in. They are starting a bonfire. Now I have to sit here with my two-iron, ready to chop his nads off.

good plan, gone bad.

Oh Bill, don't you know the best way to keep your daughter out of the mood is to hear you and your wife having monkey sex. Yes, it may scar her for life, but you won't have to worry about her having sex for at least the next 6-8 months. If you want to make it at least a year, probably longer, have your wife scream out "Oh yes daddy you know how momma likes it!" Guaranteed to work. Any time her bf makes a move she'll replay that soundtrack in her head and there's no way he sees action. She may even become a nun.

You're welcome in advance. :thumbsup:

 

[Weezer]

Tex looking high in that pic

Thought the same thing.