The weird, strange, and unusual thread

[Weezer]

I was home alone one night while my wife and kids were spending the night with her sister I think. I was watching The Conjouring with all the lights off. My dog jumped out of the chair and looked down the hall and started growling, then tucked her tail and started whimpering. I don't get scared of booger stuff like that, but that one weirded me out a bit.

The ghosts of all the fish you've killed.

 

[joevol33]

The ghosts of all the fish you've killed.

I'm in trouble then!

 

[pismonque]

I was home alone one night while my wife and kids were spending the night with her sister I think. I was watching The Conjouring with all the lights off. My dog jumped out of the chair and looked down the hall and started growling, then tucked her tail and started whimpering. I don't get scared of booger stuff like that, but that one weirded me out a bit.

Have you considered the possibility that your wife trained the dog to do that, just to mess with you?

 

[joevol33]

Have you considered the possibility that your wife trained the dog to do that, just to mess with you?

I wouldn't put it past her!

 

[governmentmule]

something pushed me back wards when I was camping on top of the Roan High Bluff and I fell thru a pile of coolers and the campfire

naturally there was a full moon that night,fortunately there was a lot of moon shinning to help me see

 

[Orangedogsrule]

The second was getting lost in a South Georgia swamp the first time I hunted there. Very creepy feeling being lost in a swamp.

I got lost in a swamp once. 16 years old. On a small island in the Tennessee river. At midnight. I was really and truly well and completely drunk for the first time in my life because a friend stole a fifth of scotch out of his dad's liquor cabinet. ... well really

Finally, after 1/2 hour or so of looking down at my feet so I wouldn't trip over brush and fall down splashing in the muck, I looked up, and saw the glow from our campfire. How amazing!

Relieved, I wiped muck from my face and ... knocked my glasses off. I spent the next hour on my knees yelling for help to find my glasses. I knew I couldn't leave that spot or I'd never find them.

My equally drunk buds finally realized I was taking to long to whizz an searched and found me. One had a flashlight. He bent over and picked my glasses out of the water, ... just behind me.

We continued with the scotch until empty then switched to warm beer.

Next morning, I could only roll over to puke.

We all got our (daddy's) boats taken away.

Good times.

 

[SaluteToTheHill]

I got lost in a swamp once. 16 years old. On a small island in the Tennessee river. At midnight. I was really and truly well and completely drunk for the first time in my life because a friend stole a fifth of scotch out of his dad's liquor cabinet. ... well really

Finally, after 1/2 hour or so of looking down at my feet so I wouldn't trip over brush and fall down splashing in the muck, I looked up, and saw the glow from our campfire. How amazing!

Relieved, I wiped muck from my face and ... knocked my glasses off. I spent the next hour on my knees yelling for help to find my glasses. I knew I couldn't leave that spot or I'd never find them.

My equally drunk buds finally realized I was taking to long to whizz an searched and found me. One had a flashlight. He bent over and picked my glasses out of the water, ... just behind me.

We continued with the scotch until empty then switched to warm beer.

Next morning, I could only roll over to puke.

We all got our (daddy's) boats taken away.

Good times.

:lol:

Luckily I managed to wonder close enough to the road that I heard my buddies honking the horn and followed the sound.

A friend of mine got lost in the same area and a local farmer happened to find him after dark. I cant remember now what the farmer was doing out there but he saw the glow of my buddies camp fire and went to check it out. He had a camp fire lit, he was high as a kite and drinking from a flask. He couldn't find his way out and said to hell with it he was just going to spend the night.