The Vols are on the cusp of excellence

So let me get this straight, when we run the G-Gun, I either fake handoff and run, or handoff. That won't fool no one!

Thanks for nothing,
Gerald Jones

P.S. And can we get somebody else to line up at WR besides Crompton? We are automatically telling the defense we aren't going to that side, and it kind of makes us play one-man down. Besides, he sucks at everything he does.
 
"Allright people, give me Fulmer's pay plus mine and i'll do both jobs!!"

Signed

Pat Summit
 
Crompton,

Could we get together one weekend? I think I could learn a lot from your throwing motion, and pocket presents....(presence I mean. lol)

Love,

Tom Brady
 
Dear Every other Athletic Director in Div 1.

HELP!! PLEASE!!!. I have gotten into a bad situation. My fat A** boss won't let me call my plays. We suck and will continue to suck as long as he is here. The talent my current team has is untapped and irrelevant because of him. Please I will work first two seasons for free, but please bring me on board with your team.

Sincerely,

Dave Clawson
 
Get off Crompton's case. I've killed my teams chances plenty of times and am on the verge of being the all time leading rusher!

-Arian Foster
 

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