The Vols are on the cusp of excellence

[BoulderCAT]

Dear Administration.

I apologize for not having our team ready to play. I've been somewhat busy this week.

Signed-

Phil

 

[TennJoe06]

So much for bulletin board material.

Signed,
Brandon Spikes

 

[coach31]

Please check out our new Commodore store

-Thanks, West Town Mall

 

[thagodfather]

i need directions to coach fulmer's house.

signed: uhaul truck

 

[Cartervol]

Thanks for kicking me the ball yet again. I love all the national exposure and how your team makes a star out of me.

Signed- brandon james

 

[DC Vol]

So much for bulletin board material.

Signed,
Takeo Spikes

The 49ers LB?



Did I miss something?

 

[thagodfather]

you guys need a qb.

signed: chicago bears

 

[DC Vol]

Thanks for kicking me the ball yet again. I love all the national exposure and how your team makes a star out of me.

Signed- brandon james

That list would be a lot longer than one name.

 

[Cartervol]

That list would be a lot longer than one name.

I would get hand cramps listing everyone.

 

[TennJoe06]

The 49ers LB?



Did I miss something?

Brandon Spikes. You knew what I meant.

 

[thagodfather]

at one time, you guys were good.

signed: atlanta braves

 

[coach31]

We're looking for a game next season but you'll have to travel

-The London Silly Nannies

 

[TravisHenryCBlockedMe]

Sure was nice to not have people on me, starting in the 2nd quarter.

Signed, empty bleachers.

 

[KingNick865]

You guys played great today. You tried hard, and in the end, that's all that counts.

- signed

My 5 year old football coach.

 

[Business]

What? I didn't lube you up? Man, I'm sorry that makes 2 years now.

-Florida C/O Tennessee

 

[Business]

"______________________________________"

signed

Northern Illinois game

 

[#1volsfan]

Corsho, If Teneshshee would have let me coash that game, It would shurly been a shite to shee. We would have shtayed within at leasht Shix points of victory.
Shorry to you camera guysh for the shpit on the camerash.

Signed,
Lou Holtz

 

[KingNick865]

Corsho, If Teneshshee would have let me coash that game, It would shurly been a shite to shee. We would have shtayed within at leasht Shix points of victory.
Shorry to you camera guysh for the shpit on the camera.

Signed,
Lou Holtz

I just spit out coke because of that.......

That's a quality post right there.

 

[DC Vol]

What? I didn't lube you up? Man, I'm sorry that makes 2 years now.

-Florida C/O Tennessee

I used a very similar phrase to describe the coming AUB, UGA and Bama games.

 

[TennTom]

Can we please play you guys again?
--Kevin Kraft

 

[TENNFOLD1974]

Heckuva ballteam and ball coach ya'll have there in Knoxville.
signed, Steve Spurrier

 

[ColorMeOrange]

Dear, Phillip

All your base are belong to us.

signed,
Urban Meyer

P.S. PWNED!!!

 

[Rabidvol44]

"We're gonna work like Heck." :clapping:
said Fulmer!

 

[Smoky Mtn Man]

Hang On Vols Fans,
Basketball Season Is Just Around The Corner,
Signed,
Bruce Pearl

 

[ksushalovesthevols]

I did a better job than this

Love,
Randy Sanders

PS: Seriously, I did better than this.

LOLercopter.

Oh, who wouldda guessed that we would one day long for the Sanders days.