The Vent

did the person taking the pic just crap a squirrel? That guy on the right looks like they did.
 
It's 2:24 and I have football at 10 in the morning. I'm gonna vent about not being tired.
 
Lazy middle aged women who have given up on life and hop on the scooters at the supermarkets, triple chins,fupa and all then proceed to ride around the store like they own the place.Then feel the need to back up in the ice cream isle to where you can hear that annoying beep beep in the next county over, yeah cause just making a u turn and seeing if butter pecan is on sale would be too much of a hassle. I hate you.
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So my roommates girl is in town this weekend....no big deal. But when she starts to tell me how i should live in my own home, then i'm going to say something. I'm sorry that i left a pot on the stove, it's not like you and your boyfriend left your uneaten egg plates and oj glasses out. What the hell is the difference?? To top it off....both of you decide to take a double shower this morning that takes double the time. Now i'm at work hoping my deodorant will last the day.....I don't know what he see's in this girl. I guess he just feels lucky to be getting some.....so sad!! roomie, son i'm disapoint!!!
 

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