The Vent

[hmanvolfan]

And, the ones that answer, "yellow".

I've been known to answer the cell "jello". What's the problem?

 

[hmanvolfan]

loud potato chip eaters ... ugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh ..

Man, no joke. That makes me want to go Michael Douglas in Falling Down....
YouTube - Falling Down - I want breakfast

 

[VIF]

any chewing noise like that grinds my gears ..

Never, never have lunch with me. TMJ makes my jawbone pop with every chew. It is very embarrasing when someone says "what the heck is that noise". I usually quit eating at that point.:cray:

 

[VIF]

Hman answers the phone "Joe's Pool Hall, Eightball speaking, Shoot!"

 

[smowkee]

Hman answers the phone "Joe's Pool Hall, Eightball speaking, Shoot!"

Squirrels should never say "shoot", especially around me.
:machgun:

 

[VIF]

Squirrels should never say "shoot", especially around me.
:machgun:

Be careful Smowkee!

 

[wildnkrazykat]

that pic can't be real. and i need to go huntin...never have been

 

[VIF]

that pic can't be real. and i need to go huntin...never have been

never kill anything unless you are going to eat it.

 

[utvolpj]

never kill anything unless you are going to eat it.

except for coyotes (and possibly crows)

 

[wildnkrazykat]

i ain't afraid to eat deer

 

[smowkee]

that pic can't be real. and i need to go huntin...never have been

You should come on down Marietta. It's open season all year long!

 

[hmanvolfan]

Squirrels should never say "shoot", especially around me.
:machgun:

 

[wildnkrazykat]

i'll need a gun smowk

 

[smowkee]

LoL. Little fella looks like he just took a pellet. :lol:

 

[VIF]

i'll need a gun smowk

Gunbroker.com

 

[smowkee]

i'll need a gun smowk

We can share sweetie. :wink2:

 

[VIF]

We can share sweetie. :wink2:

That's not what a double barrel shotgun is for smowkeehmy:

 

[wildnkrazykat]

share, my ass. if i'm hunting i want the gun. just like with fishing....i just need a boy there to put on the bait and take off the fish, other than that i got it under control


lol

 

[VIF]

share, my ass. if i'm hunting i want the gun. just like with fishing....i just need a boy there to put on the bait and take off the fish, other than that i got it under control


lol

Interesting concept :unsure:

 

[wildnkrazykat]

no concept at all, that's why i put the comma there....

 

[VIF]

me see no comma

 

[wildnkrazykat]

it's cause you've played with it enough that you're half blind

 

[VIF]

The goal=total darkness!!!

 

[wildnkrazykat]

lulz

 

[VIF]

knew I could get you