The Unofficial Thread of the Zone's Official Softball Team

[Aavoxx]

I have a 26oz bat.

 

[Thrasher865]

We need a full team practice the Thursday before it starts.

 

[Aavoxx]

August is a long month. What part of August?

I don't know. Website doesn't say. I've inquired with the league.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

We need a full team practice the Thursday before it starts.

This. And not Allen Iverson type of practice either.

 

[Aavoxx]

Anyone remember when Thrash said he didn't want to put this together and manage?

 

[DD4ME]

We need a full team practice the Thursday before it starts.

*full team first

 

[Spartacavolus]

carry spiked lemonade in your dugout cooler. Makes the bat a little looser in the late innings and in double headers

 

[Aavoxx]

Are we better at softball than we are at 4 square? This is the question.

 

[Thrasher865]

Anyone remember when Thrash said he didn't want to put this together and manage?

I will accept the role of assistant head coach. But I will be that overbearing asst. coach that everyone is like, "WTF? Why does the head coach put up with him?"

 

[DD4ME]

carry spiked lemonade in your dugout cooler. Makes the bat a little looser in the late innings and in double headers

could also loosen up your first basewoman for all that catching.

 

[Aavoxx]

I will accept the role of assistant head coach.

You and Josh, if he plays.

 

[DD4ME]

what channel will these be televised on?

 

[Thrasher865]

You and Josh, if he plays.

If this goes poorly, I'm taking over the next organized team activity.

 

[SDV]

What city will this league be in?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

what city will this league be in?

tba

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I will accept the role of assistant head coach. But I will be that overbearing asst. coach that everyone is like, "WTF? Why does the head coach put up with him?"

Good. I will help you stage a coup mid season.

 

[Thrasher865]

I'm afraid I won't be as good as I was 5 years ago...



(Which wasn't all that good to begin with)

 

[Thrasher865]

Also, lol @ the 1 HR per team per game limit, with each one over the limit being an out. I've never seen that rule before. Just get a bigger field!

 

[Aavoxx]

What city will this league be in?

Farragut.

If this goes poorly, I'm taking over the next organized team activity.

Good. I will help you stage a coup mid season.

I will end you both. Not even kidding.

 

[Thrasher865]

The only reason I didn't want to organize this is because I don't have the network of peeps that Voxx has. I know exactly 0 girls who would be interested in this. At least that are currently residing within 15 miles of Farragut.

 

[Thrasher865]

So we need... 7 more girls and 2-3 more guys?

 

[SDV]

Farragut.





I will end you both. Not even kidding.

Long commute for me after drankin

 

[Aavoxx]

So we need... 7 more girls and 2-3 more guys?

As many chicks as want to sign up, imo. Make sure enough show up.

Long commute for me after drankin

To bad the MegaBus discontinued service.

 

[Thrasher865]

Two*

 

[Thrasher865]

32, you gonna have more time for softball than you do for bball? How many alternate guys should we get committed?